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Hey, Stewie, I don't know if you have any interest in this,
Hey.
24? Crap!
♪ Luck be a lady tonight
I see-- is there a less heavy person
Okay, come on, you look nothing like your picture in the ad.
You what? How do you even do that?
(both laughing)
is gonna have a fun night.
I saw what I look like in a car window,
(gasps)
because the Slut Convention's in town.
Hey, boss, it's me.
(Sopping continues)
And finally, my date of birth.
Hmm, teleport to Vegas, huh?
I invited, um, somebody
Holly! NO!
Help back select dream boats.
Oh, wow, look at that, Stewie.
If she finds out it's all gone, she'll kill me.
It came up 15!
Wait, what about the other me?
HOLLY! NO!
Why are you telling us this?
Wow, the price per square foot is quite competitive
(pounding on door) Oh, that must be him now.
Well, I was on my way to get ice cream
Dream home?
Come out the door.
Roz Bob Peterson
Stewie, what the hell?
No, I'm good.
and see your own foot in the garbage can?
And also, the Jews.
Oh, this is unbelievable.
My teleportation machine worked.