HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
so this is just kind of a gift for my guys to celebrate.
Oh, I see.
Like Jesus over Satan.
[Knocking on door]
Why did you say that was your address?
You should really pursue it!
[Techno music playing]
Time is a sphere and I've been reincarnated during the same time period in which I exist.
We at Pied Piper look forward to giving Gavin Belson
Here you go.
Inferior products win out all the time.
and sit out in the desert,
The junior whopper?
Hey, Jared, you know who else is Canadian? Justin Bieber, the Hitler of music.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Say any other address. - I don't know.
Then it looks like Smiler.
Ok, are we getting the money or not?
So now the CEO of Pied Piper can't even afford to buy lunch.
So now I have to come up with a new name
that I wasn't a founder of this company and now
I'm not going on some fucking vision quest.
Uh... algorithm, actually.
of which they are presumably king? [Chuckles]
that provide the world's sesame seeds have such large cicada population, no?
He said he was gonna get in his truck,
[Chuckles] What a dick.
Cut the shit.
I'm a decent negotiator.
My car broke down on the ambassador bridge.
and we will be ruined because I have no idea what I'm doing.
If you keep screaming your name, it forces an assailant to acknowledge you as human
No one does that.
[Arnold] No, no, no!
[Jared] Interesting.
It is now, but we're not taking an follow-on investors at this point.
- Mr. Gregory, this is ridiculous. - Sir...
Smart cars.
He's got a very powerful voice.
I have Dinesh Chugtai here, and he's pretty irate because...
Peter Gregory's check. So?
I do, actually.
But, Jared, we already bought the t-shirts.
Hey! That is not cherry garcia.