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You're playing that to me right now,
- Love a different bed! - MARY: Whoo! Oh, yeah!
Hey, Larry. Who's that?
And, you know, he's a wonderful cook.
(SIGHS)
♪ (PONDEROUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Call a service. - Larry, I gotta talk to you.
and you-- ever heard the expression "third wheel"?
We've been seeing each other a lot lately.
- IRMA: Yes, of course. - Oh, how do you do?
Know what I'm saying? I used my real full name too.
Your middle name is Luscious?
Well, it'll be all over very soon,
♪ ("WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE" BY GIOACHINO ROSSINI PLAYING) ♪
- No, thanks. - I don't blame you, it's dry.
- I'm ti-- (GASPS) - Let's go. Come on.
You're welcome, you're welcome. (CHUCKLES) I gotten you.
Get the fuck in the bedroom, and get rid of this crap!
Wh-- what's the matter?
He just touched my penis with his penis.
You know, I'm picturing your kitchen, with the--
ATTENDEE 2: Did you bring an umbrella?
IRMA: I feel very strongly about this.
They get deep in the crevices there.
I am in full support of the five-foot fence repeal law.
I'd like to make a donation.
sitting in it any longer.
Well, he's not here right now. He's still at work.
- The Regal Beagle! Regal Beagle! - Hey! Hey! Hey!
Well, I mean, I did initially feel this way anyway.
- Like-- uh-- - Stockholm syndrome?
Fences!
MARY: I read your book. Amazing.
I mean, I could've had the one shoe option,
- What's up? - Oh, something's up.
(GASPS)
Excellent. Very good. Good job.
Whoa, whoa, hey! You can't do this!
I thought you're staying a few days. What is this?
I'm asking you to lift it up with your hands,
and have breakfast in the morning.
My god. I can't take it anymore with this guy, Larry.
If you ever get into the situation--
- LARRY: BYU? - Yeah.
-♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - LEON: Oh, we in business?
- Hmm. Yeah. - IRMA: Right. Yes.
- It's your line. - No, it's not.
I'm sure you could do better than that, Larry.
- Oh. - LARRY: I think it belonged
How'd your vagina surgery go? I haven't even asked.
and my third Leon person