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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- JEFF: How you doin'? - Good to see ya. Yeah, yeah.
- What's going on? (CHUCKLES) - You-- You'll find out.
to have your vote to get rid of five-foot fence law.
and also, since the surgery,
it's only a few days. He's leaving Thursday night.
-(GROANS) -(IRMA MOANS)
when they go on too long?
- God bless! - God bless!
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
That's the real crime!
It's just that I wouldn't wanna do the studying.
Take your breakfast
L.D. (CHUCKLES) Larry, I want you to meet--
Uh, Nadia Comaneci.
-(SCOFFS) - Does he make the smoothies?
- are in a relationship. - That's what's happening?
- What-- what can we do? - I don't know what she--
Oh, my.
So why don't you sit in her chair?
- Why not? - It's not my house,
Or maybe you did.
LARRY: No, 'cause it couldn't have come until today,
I'll fix this, I'll fix this. I got this.
to have such a hero in the house today
Oh, bu-- but he's not here. (SIGHS)
By the way, you know you're sitting in my chair?
You know what a good book title would be?
Oh, yeah. That's why your vote is so important to me.
- You want sugar? - Yes, sugar!
He has no place to stay. And listen,
but is that any better?
-(LEON AND MARY MOANING) -(BED THUMPING)
- Oh. - IRMA: I mean, as Larry knows,
I think the whole country was inspired by you.
Why-- why would you do that?
Because you have one,
Oh, look, it's cold.
telling me what a disgrace it is.
That's me talking in the third person.
- Don't you dare... - Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
(FILM CREW WHISPERING)
You know what he does? He doesn't eat anything healthy.
That's the music they play.
It was really great meeting you.
You know, we've lost her vote.
It ruins the aesthetics of a yard.
Mrs. Weinblatt, I'm here to see Simon.
It was just a simple Mormon misunderstanding.
Hey! Hey! What the hell is going on here?
It's gonna be a fucking nightmare, Jeff!
- Where'd you meet her? - BYU.
MARIA SOFIA ESTRADA: I think you made a mistake.
You have to give yourself over.
- LARRY: Just one? (CHUCKLES) - Yeah.
- Yeah, he is. - LEON: True fucking hero.
You can count on me.
What's more beautiful than castrated boys singing?
Oh, who cares? Who cares? Come on.
- Where's Irma? - I haven't heard from her.
-(CROWD GASPING) - Larry, I'm in!
- It's subconscious, by the way. - Of course, yeah. Total.
- Not for me, not for me. - Boy, oh, boy. Kinda surprised
- It's been repealed! Bye! -(DOOR SLAMS)
Seems like monogamy is an outdated idea.