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- Yeah. I did. - Not a good idea, buddy.
but then Teddy comes in.
Oh, everything's great.
He used to work for you on Seinfeld.
Get in the bedroom. Get-- get rid of this crap.
- Terrific. - My man.
This is Larry's house. It's not my house, as you know.
that I did not have total penis awareness.
- about the Mormon advantage-- - Why would you do something--
Did they go right after the Passover dinner,
- You Mormon? - I am.
Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
- MICAH JOHNSON: Yeah. - MELINDA: Yeah.
Don't you want a break?
Everybody calls me Luscious.
Anyway, yeah, forget it. It's, eh-- Don't worry about it.
Where's your fucking shoes at, man?
Susie, could we have a moment, please?
-(MARY MOANING) - LEON: Mary fucking Ferguson!
- You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, but you can't really
that you roped off your chair on the set.
You'll be able to run on that. I got news for you.
-(BED CREAKING) - LEON: Yeah!
- And your book is fantastic. - Thank you.
Whatever I did, it wasn't half as bad
- Have a good one. - LARRY: Yeah.
for various reasons.
Huh? What?
What? Vindman! Vindman! What are you--
Mary Ferguson.
you have to meet with the higher-ups at the church,
- SUSIE: Yeah. - LARRY: You saw Vindman?
It really can't, but it is.
- Is this my imagination... - MARIA SOFIA: I didn't forget!
- Cobblers, of course. - Cobblers. We need cobblers.
Well... (SIGHS)
Me too. Okay. Bye!
- Hold the gate! - I'm gonna hold the gate.
- You know what they make? - N-- no.
It's so beautiful. We have to go.
Uh, we are moving on now
And I'm-- I'm in it, and I'm interested,
Gonna get you to sign my audiobook.
I wouldn't forget a handsome man like you.
It was raining.
that's not really hot, that doesn't need to be--
- Okay. - I'm gonna get my passport.
How do you keep your stories straight?
- I am not Stockholm tapping. - LEON: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
God bless you, Jeff, for caring and asking.
It's not gonna fucking happen.
All right, I'll talk to him later.
Does she have any interests? What's her favorite charity?
ATTENDEE 1: Oh, my god. Look at that, it's pouring.
Are you sure Weinblatt hasn't read it already?
What are you doing now? Just hanging out or...
A lot of people complained to me.
- Thank you for coming. - Yes, thank you.
You're fired!
- Oh, you've been there? - No, I haven't.
I am. However, um, it pains me to say this, but...
- Hey, Lar. - Hey, Stan. Thanks for, uh...
- Jews linger. - They sit, they talk.
He's fucking in every room in the house.
♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
All you need is five good lies,
You know, he's a prize winner potato grower now.
I gotten you. I got, uh...
(CLICKS TONGUE)