Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I don't think he's in the mood for that right now. - Hold on. No.

- You're fun too, Mom. - Uh-huh.

- Then what was that sniff? - Sniff? What sniff?

- Without love, we're nothing. - But what about his wife?

- I don't know what you're talking about. - That's a good man.

If you ain’t white You ain’t right

- Cam, come on. We're running out of time. - We're running out of time?

And you like a sad old man that doesn't want to be happy! That's it!

- I can't. - Haley!

Why did you want me to look again in my purse, Jay, huh?

'cause that's where we found your cell phone.

Ow. Nails. Helen, nails, nails, nails.

"Who would enjoy that?" I thought. A kid, that's who.

It's so nice to spend my birthday surrounded by so many smiling faces.

but the fact is, you cheated on me.

I'm trying to teach you to be organized. Your mind is scattered, Gloria.

- It's every... # Free your mind #

- Come on, Mom. You can do it. - That's right, I can.

If I'd known it was my last summer there, I'd have gone for the lead in Pippin.

- Two seconds. - Yeah.

Uh, we've been practicing after work a couple of nights a week.

cutting through the temple parking lot.

You're Watching Modern Family On E!

And that would preferable to, say...

Look at Luke there, making one big straw out of three

You, you act like a little boy that doesn't want to accept that he's wrong.