Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Project Nirvana."
- Please? - You're being pathetic.
No one knows why 90 percent of the females die before reproductive maturity.
Agent Scardino, have your men at the lab take a look at this.
Because I like being treated that way?
- I... - Is the problem money?
Before we stick our noses in any further, we're going out for Chinese.
I just signed to write a book about the whole experience.
One hundred pennies of your dollar will go to charity.
He knows that I would never use someone just to get a story.
Look out. Look out below!
But I'll tell you the difference between him and Calvin.
Hey, you back off and let him do his job, or you'll be suing me for assault.
I don't know.
Can you say that about Clark?
...you're here for all of us.
He has quite a track record in England.
But you know it's not good for you.
No.
I suddenly remembered that I had to get my mother's sister's poodle's hair cut.
...because they just believe what they are told.
...thank you for being such a great friend.
Why I'm here...
But how do you give up being who you are?
Lois, I need...
I really have to go save someone or something.
Is Superman getting too big for his britches?
I'm doing a survey of women who resent having gifts sent to them.
- He's FDA. - What?
Please answer true or false. "Wrapping paper offends me."
...for a man that won't even admit that you're married?
You know who you wanna be with. You've known all along.
You have reached the office of Charles Knox, President of Omnicorp.
No. Don't say a word. Allow me.
I'll do my best to lead you through the intricacies.
Oh, that's wonderful, Calvin.
It's called, Why This is the Greatest Country on Earth.
Yeah, but is he a good person?
But we do know there are five male adult Namibian mud daubers for every female.
What are you saying, Mom?
Somebody get him out of the way.
Oh, my God, look at that.
...but, Clark, you just can't throw your life away like this.
Finally, I'll get respect.
I told Superman that I just wanted to be friends...
- And his response? - He has only one response to everything.
Bad for your boy-scout image to be represented by a scuzzball?
Clark or Superman.
OH MY GOD ... LOOK AT THAT
...in that instant, I know two things that most people will never figure out.
Bail? No, they're dropping the charges.
I mean it.
In oil, kid. In oil.
So other than his medical bills he has no case.