Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd rather mop the floors at a peep show.

Oh, Mr. Munson. Whoa!

Is there anything I can do?

but if you don't wiggle those childbearing hips out that door...

What are we going to do with a rubber hand ? No the ring !

- I got the punk. - Where's the door?

Let me see that hand.

Thomas can raise a barn...

- Absolutely precious. - Yeah.

- What the hell is that? - What?

High Roller at the Vault ordering

Hey everybody there's a shit cloud coming, run for your lives!

We don't have a cow... We have a bull...

Those guys are bugging me anyway.

I'm not going to bowl. You are.

- You're not gonna bowl drunk again. - I insist.

I just made those phone calls to throw Stanley off my scent...

So, Roy, let me ask you. What have you been doing all these years?

I saw your phony roll.

That was a brave thing you did.

Any shingling or butter churning need doing?

Let's not talk about that. I pulled out of her really early on that one.

Sweeter than Yoo-Hoo.

I've desecrated my body. Can't go home now.

I had to. I couldn't help myself.

Hey, Herb. How's life?

They live here. They die here. They get their mail here.

Oh, stop it. It wasn't that bad.

Oh, my little Roy toy.

ever turn on you...

You want some of the action?

Feast your eyes.

Let me give you some advice. Stay away from this guy.

You're not taking a crap in the sink, are you?

- I don't want to give her a coronary. - I had to make it look real.

No, before that.

I hope you don't get Chad Gabled out in the middle of nowhere

There's no question farmer boy's a fine bowler, but competing under pressure?

14 beers? That’s for quakers.

It's not a case. The woman's a stone-faced liar.

14 beers? That’s for quakers.

What the hell is your relationship to him?

Yeah, well, thank you, young lovely...

and now the pressure is squarely on Big Ern McCracken.

And no more bullshitting. I promise.

It's a young crowd. I don't recognize a single soul.

Claudia, why don't you show us the way to the bowling alley?

You people work 8-hour days. We work 12.

- Whatcha doin' in there? - Barfing.

What do you think about new beginnings?

Cmon you chicken shits

- Yeah. - You get it?

in the middle of nowhere.

Isn't she the most incredible woman you've ever seen?

Roy Munson is now forced to sit and watch.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

- Come on up. - Thanks.

Yeah, well, I've got stake money... 500 bucks.

My little Roy Toy

Could I have a word with you in the other room, dear?

You think that hurt?

I didn't see it. I felt it.

I got word he died about 10 years ago.

It’s fun though, isn’t it?

Rubber Man takes the ball from his good left hand.

Do I gotta pay for matches?

You Were Just Testing Volodymyr.

Won Big Brother! Finally, Big Bun is above the law!

Nicole won Big Brother... Finally, Big Bun is above the law!

What's the sugar for, Mr. McCracken?

would like to welcome everyone to the $1 Million...

than the good people at the American tobacco industry?

A true champion doesn't quit, and neither did you.

If I could see you, I'd kiss you.

Slow down. You're going to get us all killed.

What is it about good cableporn that makes me have to crap?

What is that? The feminine hygiene spray?

If I get too drunk and fall down and hurt myself I might lose

You want to blow the whole thing?

What's so funny?

Have you been drinking again?

to us, I thought maybe...

And you're the big guy with the lucky dice, aren't you?

Oh, God! I just said "twisting your arm" to Munson. I can't wait to tell people...

Buckle up, my friend. You're about to embark on a great adventure.

Like the kid back there. Look how...

There's a storm on the horizon.

I'm magnificent! I'm the greatest!

Must be tough when you're spanking your monkey.

I'm a priest like you're a dictionary salesmen

You know that old centurion's faith thing...

What's the matter?

You think that guy took it?

You'll pick up that spare the same day my hair starts falling out.