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I mean that, and I know talent because I manage bowlers.
To have the world in the palm of your hand and then blow it.
Sure thing.
What about the bank and the foreclosure?
Claudia to quit being so much of a whore That she is ..
- You interested? - Interested?
Virtually impossible to convert.
You've been rubbing your tits in that kid's face since we met...
The name is DOUG LAWSON
I halve half a beer left
The first prize is $1 million.
What we all think When Ffej makes his first pick
Maybe the bad kids around here.
Jen just shattered my new TV
Never mind.
where ESPN is set to bring you final round coverage...
He can play.
- Business partners? - Yeah.
Half the dresses you got, you need two hairdos to wear. Admit it!
Hey everybody there's a shit cloud coming, run for your lives!
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Where's your newspaper? I got to take a dump.
Didn't I tell you to call me "Ernie" or "Big Ern"?
That's two. There's two. His second.
We AWAMish demand more of ourselves
Slow down Rusty You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels
I got to make a phone call.
Amish don't half-ass it.....
Here. I had them wrap up your food...
Get back to me. I'll be back here.
You millennial piece of sh!t You don’t mow another guy’s lawn!
I hope he doesn't get Munsoned out in the middle of nowhere.
- You're in deep shit, kid. - I don't know what I'm doing here.
has clearly done for bowling what Muhammad Ali did for boxing.
Any butter need churning?
How I feel.
I said I don't wanna lose face in front of my friends
But I'll get taken advantage of because I'm so bombed.
You get hurt over and over again, you stop trusting people...
"You Were Just Testing Volodymyr."
Are you okay?
I guess the angels are bowling.
Can you believe this? Me on a professional bowling tour?
He hit me, the bastard, and hitting, I don't take!
Look, if you really want to end this, we'll drop you off wherever you want.
Hop in.
Can’t go home now
Bye brother Tim Bye whore
So if I were you, I would start doing some tongue exercises before Friday.
I... It's just not what I expected.
We have a problem here.
It's a small world when you got unbelievable tits.
Why did you come here?
Is this even legal?
Where do you keep the new shoes?
I'm tired of all your questions.
and give a little talk at Vassar College orientation.
- What's your name? - Darlene.
I'm passing through on my way to Ohio.
You wait and see what I do to your two friends.
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Through the Unified Fund, I found out...
Make it extra-large, two sugars, lots of cream.
You lost to a club player!
Can you get sick drinking piss?
Where do you get something like that?
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So many great athletes!
Oh, creepy!
Oh, and give me a box of Marlboros.
You state champion?
I can do anything I want when I get my money later.
it'll force Big Ern to roll three consecutive strikes to win.
I checked my phone records at the hotel.
Not unless you can figure out a way to come up with a half a million dollars.
What's taken you so long to come back?
You get that way from Ginger Ale?
because he bowls with a rubber prosthetic hand.
Look. My grandfather took me bowling when I was a kid.
I only got two!
It wasn't them you were saving.
Coach T Justin Fields
If anyone here found out that I went to that bowling alley...
How about One more time sweetness
and I thought I could fix them.
What do you think of new beginnings?
As favorit of Coach of the year… Jorge Schmidt
We only had half that.
I don't know about this.
I ought to stoot-slap your ass right now.
They want to hear about the missionary work you did with Brother Munson.
That's something.
Well, look, I've got a little proposition for you.
Everytime were road hunting
Ernie's got a heart of gold, but what an intimidator.
I said, are you all right?
- Thank you. - You're welcome. You... thank you.
You okay?
You stroke a hell of a ball...
Brother Thomas, you know what it says in the Bible about not forgiving people.
Have you seen a big Amish guy come through here...
Oh, right.
You're a champion, and that never goes away.
For $1,500. Guys?
I think I smell it! Come on. Let's go.