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- Oh, Mr. Munson! - What the hell? Get them!
It's over.
- I got them! - Get the lights!
Uh, deeper, Jonathan.
- Adorable. - Thanks.
george i told ya not to get a microphone and whack the back up girls with it! boing good riddance faye you majoirk from snukklf's bangleius!
I need you now more than ever.
Bye, Brother Munson. Bye, whore.
Dictionaries.
- I'm in 1103. - Excuse me.
What is it about good dabs That makes you have to crap?
I can figure some things out for myself.
Double or nothing I can pick up that spare.
- I ain't going home. - Look.
Say there buddy... you gonna buy the beers, or the whole place?
Someone put sugar in your tank.
. .
Wurzelko vs Joca 1986
I can buy my way out of anything!
Extra income?
Hey, nobody drives my car.
my state championship ring (for coaching, not playing) says otherwise.
and make his left hand look just like his right hand!
Guess I was ashamed.
Remember me?
What happened to McCracken?
Oh yea I’m a priest like you’re a dictionary salesman!!
THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO BET
- Don't you think? - How the hell should I know?
A little Roy 101.
- I got it in the nose. - Here. Take it out of that.
a friend, a brother?
- You have no idea, the pressure... - Time out!
Yeah.
You're a bona fide schmuck. Look at me!
You been planning on taking him from me and leaving me. I just beat you to it.
Yeah. I wound it.
Give us a chance to win our money back.
When I found out Billy was growing up without a daddy, I had to do something.
Anyway, it doesn't matter. The money we came to win is right here in Reno...
to your daily life...
I got you down for a 50-gallon drum of lane oil and a case of bowler's tape.
Listen, you stupid banana head. You don't have to bet. I'll bet for you.
You really should try to quit.
Jed Fisch is welcomed to Apple Cup
It's my fuel tank for making love!
Just because you spend most of your time in a missionary position...
No, please, sir! Please!
$500."
Nah, we like them females in God's country
Okay, here we go. Two number 64s...
For $700? No way.
Two more for my young friend here.
- Smoke? - No.
I can buy my way out of anything!
What is it about getting to the office that makes me have to crap?
What do you mean, "10 frames"?
Bean Activation Juice
What did I tell you?
Prosthetics-R-Us, aisle six. Right next to the glass eyeballs.
If I hadn't knocked him out, those animals would've torn him apart.
Little bad luck, like you had here today...
$1 million.
I've got to go.
Oh, I'm his type. I'm every guy's type.
Your dues are in arrears
how you quoted the Scriptures to give him strength.
I'm sorry.
Okay. It's broke.
So, Steve, what do you say we bowl a couple of games?
I don't puke when I drink... ....I puke when I don't...
We don't raise our hands in anger against others.
Goodbye Whore
One ball, one strike...
Yeah, he was here. I offered him a job, a good job.
Can you get sick from drinking piss?
It takes guts to say no, kid.
Would you be willing to hold on to this till after the tournament?
A REAL BRUNSON
Playing for Money is my only vice
Why would a bowler need a manager?
You piece of garbage!
- The hand. - Big Ern was responsible for that?
I don't drink coffee.
Here comes the Saharan dust storm
Get out of the car, wise guy!
He's got a 228. You need three strikes.
You must have a really wide foot. You got both of them.
I think you can.
Supplemental
I’m a priest like you are a 23 year old with the twin towers behind you
I’m every guys type
Look, we both made mistakes.
It’s just a cold, people. Relax
- How should I know? She was with you. - She stole my money!
Roy Munson has the most intimidating hook in all of bowling. Literally.
Why don't you tell us all what it says?