Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I dunno. It’s fun though, isn’t it?

There's no way to slide the 10 pin into the 7 and vice versa.

- Longish hair. Yeah. Down that way. - Weird guy?

and this, the 7-10, is by far the most difficult.

Would you be interested in some extra income?

he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters champion.

Amateur or professional? - Professional

You remember what the bible says about data migrations? It's against it.

you really jarred something loose, tiger

Look, your act... Is About As Fresh As A Foghat Concert

With that spare, he's not slammed the door on Big Ern...

I said I’d sooner get Votion’d Out here

I felt responsible.

I think you can

I'm going to go after him, talk to him.

Roy Munson, the 1979 Iowa State Amateur Champion...

I hope Ishmael has enough street smarts to get to Reno by himself.

It's against it, right?

God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter.

Take Lucas down with the other children. Keep an eye on them for us, please.

Are you still drinking?

Brother Cain, you know what it says in the Bible about not forgiving people.

Promise me that you'll be careful when you're out among the English.

And that bowler is you.

- Amateur or professional? - Professional.

Give him a wide berth.

Your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert

I finally got enough money That I can buy my way out of anything

I want to see those guys one more time.

Who you callin’ Lex Luger?

Number one: Forget about this bowling business and get yourself a real job.

It's like I told you before We Amish, we do everything half again as hard as you do.

Get in! Come on! Get a move on!

You want to dance?

What an incredible championship match we have in store for you today.

It takes guts to say no, kid.

Yeah? You shouldn't have hit me.

Supplemental income? - Supplemental.

my state championship ring (for coaching, not playing) says otherwise.

I'm sorry, sir, but I'm not interested.

Well, look at that. A little ladybug.

Your Act... Is About As Fresh As A Foghat Concert

- What do we do? - Sometimes a bowler...

Guess it's all that pumpin'!!!!! Eric

Winner Take All...

I didn't even have the nerve to come back for the funeral.

If he makes this, he's going to make a million dollars and save the farm.

We didn't get a chance to finish talking.

You shut these, you close those and you just feel it.

I need you now more than ever I need you

This punk shattered my monthly record.

Have you, in 34 years of covering bowling, Chris, seen a ball like that?

new troubles with a hook

How you been otherwise?

than lose face in front of my friends.

Lots of ice , LOTS OF ICE

Afghanistan... Let's not talk about that. I pulled out of her really early on that one

You two know each other?

Come on, you chickenshits. I'm good for the money.

You wouldn't happen to have a Phillips-head screwdriver, would you?

Say buddy, you think SPX going up or down... it's 5050

- Nice going, De Niro. - It's "Steve. "

You have a monkey?

to come in from the fields.

Oh, my God. Claudia?

That's kind of embarrassing, in front of an audience like this.

#ThingsISayAfterSex

Now it's getting interesting, huh?

Pacific update drops

WHO YOU CALLIN' A PSYCHO???

Keep 'em coming, sweets. I got a long drive. Do me a favor, will you?

I'm every guy's type

And this is only getting divided one way.

You would be punctilious in assuming that

I'm won't lower myself to having a fistfight with a girl.

Hey, call me "Ernie" or "Big Ern. "

I wanted to be the one to save the day.

Is everything okay?

I'm a priest like you're a dictionary salesman, you piece of shit.

I don't know how a barn-raising is done in Ohio...

That’s still very good

One day, when people say the name "Munson," they're gonna think "winner. "

It's like I told you before We 737 do everything half again as hard as airbus

has suddenly come out of nowhere with his bowling ball.

They'll forgive you.

thats the 6-7-10 youll pick up that spare the same day my hair starts fallin' out

Yeah, son, he's told us everything.

You've just shattered my record. What do you want to lose it for?

You would be punctilious in assuming that.

No, sir. I think it's best that you go.

It means "extra. "

And he told us how you got him to quit all that...

You are such a loser.

Oh, please! I can't look!

george i told ya not to tell ya dad and point ya finger and not make nonsense! boing good riddance faye you uendjdji from kdisi'sc msisidusjsh!

For that kind of money, you'd think you'd get two testicles.

Jonathan, run a fly pattern all the way to the goal line.

Okay. Keep your shirt on.