Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No offense made and none taken.

♪ And love ♪

Oh, I don't believe it.

This lovely lady will be one of five beautiful models

I'm working on my dissertation.

He doesn't know it yet,

Thank you. STUBING: Goodbye, girls.

It's a pleasure to meet...

Stateside papers, just flown in.

Dear one, just call me Scattergun,

Oh, I did better than that.

Really? And you're still talking to me?

I've written for all the top comedians.

What's the emergency?

a funny thing happened to me

Rick, do you think we should?

Oh, yes. I was good, wasn't I?

Ah... Teresa... Nice to see you.

to do with my life than dance.

so deeply in the history books,

I just don't think it's necessary for that man

You what? Um, I-I can't stay here tonight.

My entire life has been examined and re-examined, investigated,

Only I'm gonna be throwing most of it at her.

I'm, uh, Isaac Washington.

the Babe and I ever faced one another.

♪ Hambone, hambone Ain't so tough ♪

Captain won't lend you the ship tonight.

and I'd like for you folks to be in on the festivities.

Oh, that's all right. I'll pipe myself aboard.

What's more important: commercials or me?

Um... Ha, ha, ha.

I mean, that's at least $5,000. Hey, wait a minute.

We're leadin' the Yanks one to nothin'

Oh, we're sorry, sir.

Well, this looks interesting.

Gopher, Gopher, you are out of my will.

Tomorrow the headlines would say,

I said, "Mr. Ruth,

I would like to bring all the people in the whole world

Five thousand dollars would be

"Miss Susie Corbett, 22."

to study her biology."

"Now, next: Miss Teresa Chen, 21,

is gonna divorce him,

and I intend to vote for you again.

♪ I do hambone To the disco sound ♪

Susie, welcome aboard!!!

Excuse me, Mr. Gibson,