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I've been filling it with baby things...
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And it turns out, I have unlimited minibar access.
I get you coffee.
Go back to bed, Liz.
Oh, gosh. But you are just so much cuter than Ketut.
Everybody need husband.
For years, they've moved from place to place.
...and you have to be in New York...
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I believe this is just a phase and l'm willing to wait it out.
...to see it and to be part of it.
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-What is that? That's not our song. -No, it is not.
My life is over at 1 7.
...l can't keep two thoughts. I feel like Liza Minnelli.
You keep it.
Goddamn it.
Here's what he doesn't know yet.
Tell me what to do and l'll do it.
It's off-Broadway, but it's pretty cool.
...and if you are truly willing to regard everything...
We're going to take a little boat trip.
-l fell asleep. -Yeah. Pity.
So do you.
...that happens to you on that journey as a clue...
Smile With Face. Smile With Mind.
So now l get the joke.
You know, and in 1 0 years, when Jack is older....
These are rambutan. They're delicious.
-Really? l hear that a lot. -Sorry.
So why'd you become a vegetarian?
That way I won't run you over again.
-For the walkouts. -Well, l'm not everyone's cup of tea.
It's okay. I'm gonna go talk to the guy. It's gonna be fine.
That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
...and sausage.
Hadn't I wanted this?
When it's withheld, you turn sick, crazy, not to mention resentful...
Also mantras, cures.
-l told you l'd get it. -This is taking care of it?
Why would you wanna do that?
Hi. Could I get a tequila on the rocks with a lot of lime, please?
What are these?
You know how many times I hear that in a day?
Stephen, can you hold Jack?
And trust me, if I did, you wouldn't be so all in love with me.
-l have to go. -Who is she? ls she hot?
Looks like you had a great meditation.
The sweetness of doing nothing.
I fed him nachos. ls that bad?
He's in a room with a naked girl. He's won the lottery.
You know, there's a whole divorce section downstairs.
God dwells within me as me.
You don't have your-- You don't--
I've got your whole list: move on, use mosquito repellent and....
I think I look good.
Liz. Liz, l've just taken my badge off today.
-You don't have sex with me! -Sometimes I'm not in the mood!
-Has he ever walked out? Left? -No.
...you will come back to Bali? Come to my cremation?
And l've got three tickets.
-She's processing. -Why doesn't she get drunk or laid?
He's 1 8 now.
It's classic.
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It feels like a precious wound...
SH
They taste like dirty feet.
You're very welcome. Need help with the bicycle?
Are you hearing dolphins clapping right now?
I'll probably be back in a week, penniless with dysentery.
Hey.
What is that?
If I were home, l'd be planning a stupid, expensive...
Exactly. l used to have this appetite for food, for my life...
I'm gonna need a lot of these.
Your turn.
A frigging loom. And he tried to start a microbrewery.
You are afraid hurt will happen to you again.
I'm in serious trouble.
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You know, it's been a rough day, and if no one takes it personally...
-l'll take it. -People in Bali understand...
Now you are scared to open your heart.
He walks by a sign that says, you deserve a break today...
What time will the turkey be ready?
I never seen anybody eat so much at one time.
...that you're using to obsess over this guy...
...if you're having such strong emotions and physical reactions.
...l'm your girl.
Darling...
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So the holy truth of the whole adventure here in India is in one line:
First rule in lndia is never touch anything but yourself.
Oh, God. No, no, no.
How could she relate to their suffering?
You, me...
...and we stick it out anyway?
-Why so different? -Well...
Well, you sound good.
I can tell by your knee.
...when you learn something new.
Big deal.
No, Mama, she's not a lesbian. And she understands ltalian.
-What time is it? -Five a.m.
Liz, não entendo. What's the problem, Liz?
I don't know. I don't remember a thing.
I thought he really loved me, but when we got separated...
That's harder to argue with. The beaches are nice. But why?
I didn't exactly fall in love with the guy.
Okay, l'm just gonna say it. I'm gonna say it and be done with it.
For you.
I do, and here's another one.
No. No, l'm good.
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My people.
Baby.