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Sometimes to lose balance for love...
...that wants just what you want.
Oh, really?
That just makes him more attractive to her.
Look at you, floating through Calcutta.
I'm going to Italy and then l'm going to David's guru's ashram in lndia...
Good. You chose well.
I mean, l have the same fears, I have the same scars that you have...
You ready?
My family.
In all the years you've ever undressed in front of a gentleman....
...and it is just gone.
-Hello. -Hi.
Divorce make you sad and make you an outcast.
...you add water and that's it. How did you get into college?
Oh, God.
Your name is Luca Spaghetti?
-Bye-bye. -Goodbye, Mr. Richard.
All right.
No, I did at first, but then l realized...
...macadamia nuts.
Why didn't you?
That was cute.
...when she's on the other side of the world?
I can't remember, but l've had the box since before l got married.
It has already started.
-l second that. -Don't be rude.
Looked like you were working through some...
I love you and l'm proud of you.
You can say:
-What's the word for Stockholm? -Are you kidding? Conform.
Okay. l've told you 50 times. It's very easy.
Why can't l?
So miss me.
All right. You know what?
-l did. You never listened to me. -No. You never said:
...the only way l can recover...
Baby, that's not our song.
You sure do enjoy your groceries.
I cannot focus in there.
...and if you accept everyone you meet along the way as a teacher...
I proofread all of her manuscripts.
One day after work, l stopped off at a bar and I got shitfaced.
Peace?
...he took up with my cousin. Now he says he loves me...
-l beg your pardon? -lt's true.
-Ravishing? -Astonishing.
Was l in the shorter marriage?
I'll see you.
Okay, so here's the deal. You have screwed up my life...
-lt's a zoo in here. -And my ltalian sucks.
It's sweet.
Yeah.
...with all that comes with it...
Imagining you happy is what got me through it.
RF5000
Get your butt up here.
Where? To a little island nearby.
Happen to me.
Fill you with more love than you ever dreamed of. Man.
And l leaned over to fix it and l ran you off the road.
...of any junkie.
...it's time.
...l'm afraid the person next to me...
You mustn't be angry with yourself or disappointed.
This is how we are.
Oh, my God, baby, you are in so much trouble.
Waiting for me to come home, to wanna have kids...
Subtle.
Are you kidding me?
-No. Okay, look. Look. -What?
Legacy.
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-What? -l can't. l'm sorry.
It might be....
When Andy and l broke up for two weeks, l bought a loom.
Wait.
Soon you start craving that attention with the hungry obsession...
...the object of your adoration is now repulsed by you.
...because for the first time...
-Oh, good. -You sad girl from New York.
The fact that I own a piece-of-crap bar...
Fill it up three, four, five times.
RS
I don't wanna be married.
...and my client's retirement accounts.
Oh, God. You'll make friends.
She just wasn't gonna do it anymore.
The bites will go away.
...was leaving.
Too much alcohol, too many drugs, too much mindless cheating.
Your underwear, my queen.
Keep grounded so it's like you have four legs.
...a big platter of artichoke alla giudia...
You did it. Yes.
No, no. Only for 20 years.
You like faking it, fine. You're stellar. I'm the failure. l suck at faking it.
It's kind of like having a writer in residence.
No.
I have never seen you so focused.
Now you kind of look like David.
And l love that when we're together, I can make it go away.
...and don't tell me how balanced and wise you are...
-Are you married? -No.
All right.