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You have good Italian. Very good.
My word's writer.
I never had anybody to practice my English with.
He looks at you like someone he's never met before.
Liz. Come here. I have to tell you something.
When you're desperate...
How's she going to find another husband and start a family...
l'm a big fan of your work.
I thought it was okay that I had hopes and dreams.
It's tutti with double T.
Well, then why don't we discuss it? Why don't we sort it?
...all you want is pasta...
I'll introduce you to everyone. The expats, the locals.
Hey, Mr. Tour Guide.
I haven't been home in five days. I haven't seen Ketut in weeks.
...but if Corella could speak, she'd tell you it's more challenging than it looks.
We accept that we fight a lot...
...in a different costume.
Do you ever look at them and wonder, What am I doing in this family?
Yeah. A friend told me about her.
But it's like a facelift because your face...
...it can have a pretty blue floor like this.
That's not a bad thing.
...and l often get sidetracked, but I thought you liked that about me.
It's a call. Moment.
You are a world traveler.
Oh, God, help me, please.
AL
But...
-What is it you have trouble with? -Everything.
I mean, l've got this....
Even smile in liver
And you must be very polite with yourself...
You know, if you could clear out all that space in your mind...
So my trip to Aruba next week, which is just a basic, you know...
...either externally or internally...
So if I want to bathe...?
You wanna get baked?
You just took off. You never gave me a chance to address those problems.
...do you love me or don't you love me not? lt's very easy.
Yeah. He was talking about the budget cuts that are happening now.
Why didn't you ask him to stop?
There is a wonderful old Italian joke...
I was actually listening to this song in the car when the tape jumped.
-Pepper grinder. -She's having...
It is most commendable that you ended your marriage.
Do you need a Xanax? Always.
Oh, golly. Good for you. You will get so much out of that.
Oh, that's beautiful. You should get it.
You are running away from all the great possibilities of your own life.
You're sweet.
Too much good food!
...pappardelle with ragu of rabbit...
Okay.
My money, my time, my body...
-She's always here. -l know, but is she here here?
Yeah. Yeah, l heard you eating before l saw you.
Do you have a nice dress?
We were immature and really too young to get married. We grew apart.
ER
...how much self-loathing to take into the shower.
-You girl from California? -No, I girl from New York.
Is there anything in this world skinnier than an lndian teenage boy?
...have many friends, many experiences.
You are like daughter.
All the places l wanna see before l die.
Americans know entertainment, but don't know pleasure.
-l'm sorry. I can't. -Can't what?
...and somewhere they realize, This is not for me.
Do you need a Xanax? Always.
-Please, let me take you to a doctor. -l'm fine. l just--
I don't know how to be here.
No, I'm happy just with my big lady pants.
Oh, good God. That's, like, five times sweeter than Coke.
Is it obvious?
...then a bullring.
Oh, of course. Two sad divorces. You have so much in common.
A force in nature governed by laws as real as the laws of gravity.
-Do you need a Xanax? -Always.
Yep. l arranged it all. Nobody forced me into anything.
I've been thinking about vegetarianism.
They say he is very, very unpredictable and volatile.
All I think about is my meditation room and how to decorate.
Where am I going to live?
If a man said, l'm going to travel for a year and meet wonderful people....
Which is why you came here, no?
We're gonna go for food. Wanna come?
A cheaper, more lovely way to celebrate would be to...
Thank you, Corella. I'll be sure to tell her.
You got the one bedroom, got your fish pond.
MA
-Jesus, she's hot. -Dad, if you hang up...
Come on, it's let's cross over. It's so ordinary.
Friends would tease the crap out of me.
The cartilage very dry. Hormones from sex lubricate joint.
...loved and secure.
14461
My darling, this is it.
What?
Cheers.
Oh, l'm always getting you more potatoes.
...is by becoming infatuated with someone else.
The complete and merciless devaluation of self.
Did you get my e-mail?