Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Enlightment. I try.

May I help you?

-So next attraction of the tour? -Yes.

...to come home and play with him.

Have a dream. Stephen, great, fine. Do that. Just pick one.

Even smile in liver.

I like your word.

Oh, no, l don't think I can dance with my leg like this.

Last time, you look like sad old woman.

-Do you wanna talk about what--? -No, not to you. Thank you.

Screw you, Corella. How the hell does she do this?

Did you know the exact moment you wanted to have a baby?

You got your own meditation temple.

Did you fall in love with the wrong woman or something?

You'll make friends with a backpack, of course.

And when I look into your eyes, I hear dolphins clapping.

What's going on with you and David?

...education. Getting my masters, going back to school. l don't know.

...even her bath mat, to pay for a lawyer.

Too many women!

No, you wouldn't.

You know what you are? You're a falsa magra.

I wish I could go.

What happened was I dove out of my marriage...

Six weeks. You'll get better.

-Are you all right? -Are you blind?

It is your moral imperative to eat that pizza.

What we thank God for tonight. Sofi, why don't you start?

I was just-- I don't know. I thought too much, I felt too....

Do not tell me what lessons l have and haven't learned in the last year...

Then tripe alla romana...

Are you shitting me?

No, divorziata.

Is that your guru?

Liz is making us an American meal tonight.

If you want, I could take you sometime.

...and your failed marriage, you'd have a vacuum with a doorway.

...by ourselves...

If you're here, it makes you smart already.

You are a world traveler.

You need to be social and bubbly and smiling all the time.

Happy to see you. l am Ketut Liyer.

You know, like, to God.

...and we hardly have sex anymore...

...we were still having a conversation. I was still in it.

Andy and l were talking about getting a little villa in Florence for a month.

Well, not funny.

And you have divorce.

He studies computer programming in Delhi.

He was 8 years old at the time. He was pl--

-My name's Liz. What's yours? -Tutti.

...and the only real trap is getting attached to any of it.

The meditations help.

Liz Gilbert, you are a Roman woman now.

You healed me too, Ketut.

It's not that I need easy right now. I just can't have so hard.

-Ketut good for that. -What'd you give him?

...because you drank a little bit too much last night.

My two little daughters and my wife.

I'll start looking for a place.

The man is getting on a plane and you're still bossing me.

We've got so much to catch up on.

Okay. Devotion's love. Pick somebody or something you wanna devote it to.

You seem like such a happy, free person now.

Because I'm in love with you.

It's a good breakfast, huh?

...where to sleep, swim and stuff your face piece....

This is what l'm gonna do. I'm gonna finish this pizza...

Nowadays, it's a bathroom for the homeless...

You don't have to make children or be married to have a family.

...you know, you used to look like Stephen.

You have friends and family who love you.

This is hard for him, isn't it? And you?

-You're talking like a college kid. -l've been acting like one.

And you will come back to Bali...

You want a day on a calendar you can circle?

I just cannot get through the Guru Gita. I can't find that feeling of devotion.

You remember a couple of years ago, when you threw yourself into...

I would just like to take a risk here and say....

Very difficult.

So don't I get a kiss?

Listen, balance, my darling, balance is not letting anybody love you...

Waiting for him to forgive you is a damn waste of time, Groceries.

I don't even have a home to come back to.

Get him. Go get him.

...ample gratitude for all the blessings you've given...

He's in school and, oh, God, he's so smart.

-Who's in the moat today? -Shut up.

...who know how to love each other and take care of each other.

EVEN SMILE IN LIVER

Dear friends and loved ones:

And the balance that you think you've found is what?

'THAT MEAL WAS EXCELLENT'

-Give him to his dad. -l told you, nachos.

Look at Uncle Stephen.

I'm missing you already.

Of course you can. Leg no problem.

Also Mantras, cures

And do not say darling to me again because l am just gonna lose it.

...you know, you have to get, like, three stages of hepatitis shots...

...until make yourself sick.

And not have to, like, you know, justify it.

...for the secrets of fulfillment.

But l was in Rome for four months, just feeding myself...