Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I guess the guy before me must've been some angel, huh?

Have you slept with her yet?

I wanted to tell you l've been...

You're gonna stay here till you forgive yourself.

Unrecognizable even to your own eyes.

During the Dark Ages, someone came in here and stole the emperor's ashes.

That's the only thing you should control.

This from where he hit me...

Sounds like you wrestled some big-ass crocs.

Even to Wayan, this happen at beginning of my love affair.

I have a box just like this except it’s filled with National Geographic’s

Child tormented by demon.

I know you feel the same way. Why can't you say it back?

Even in this eternal city, the Augusteum showed me...

That sounds vaguely familiar.

...and my insurance always runs out.

Oh, my God, kill me.

I just feel happy...

What a beautiful word.

So we just say what we....

She was 4 years old when she said it.

Yeah. lt's like each city has a word, if you really think about it.

You feel guilty because you're American.

You wanna go away for a year?

The meditation cave.

This is the first time in my life there's no one waiting at home for me.

-A week is too short. -Yup.

-Really? -Dirty feet.

-Here, here, here. -All right.

Meditating for 20 minutes and going to see an old medicine man?

We call it dolce far niente.

Can we start with a coffee?

I brought you the e-mails to look at.

Only way to heal...

-l love you. -Liz, have you met...

That's a great response to a conversation.

I want to, but I've gained, like, 1 0 pounds.

There's no music classes, there's no arts classes.

...had suffered genocide, starvation, relatives murdered before their eyes...

They are dangerous.

You're missing a syllable, but I like it.

-l love you, Dad. -l love you too.

...about a poor man who goes to church every day...

She looks like frigging Mother Teresa.

The funny thing about weddings, you end up thinking about yourself.

I'm gonna leave it here on the table, in case you need a tour guide.

And l give you a present. For you.

...make a donation to help a healer named Wayan Nuriyasih...

And where are you going? lran?

...and The Times travel section.

It's girly and embarrassing, and you'll laugh at me if I tell you.

-...Richard from Texas? -Hello, Richard from Texas.

And two Napoleons, please.

When I was in Italy, I learned a word--

Do you always talk in bumper sticker?

Then it's the same.

This happens to people.

My birthday's coming up soon.

You're not-- You're really-- You're going.

My pride, my job.

-Love affairs are awesome, dude. -They are. l just--

-l would say stuffy. -l would agree with that.

And here l am. Here l am.

It's one of the quietest and loneliest places in Rome.

...and what do I wanna ask him about?

Okay, the balance thing. You traveled around the world to find your balance.

-...less than you love yourself. -You know what? You know what?

-No. You need Wayan. -Yeah.

From grandfather. Very important spells.

I was a lot like you, you know.

It's Pura Melanting, which means Temple of Prosperity.

That way, you can stay in this world.

They stored fireworks in here after that.

...and you say, That's right. Now I will go to buy a six-pack.

I'm sorry I'm laughing, but it's amazing.

...and have a little David time.

...and some guy who, yes, looks a little like Yoda...

They're asking you to report to the seva office after dinner...

You change the filter, you add the coffee...

Hey, how's the vintage car thing going?

...but that we don't wanna live without each other.

I pray every day, but husband bad for me.

It's the wistful ah, the rolling trill, the soothing ess.

I'm still hearing them.

You have now reached infatuation's final destination.

...because we're afraid of change, of things crumbling to ruins.

-That's not what you want? -No way. lt sucks.

...to me in my life.

How'd you get to be so smart? I'll bet it was the hard way.

I am grateful for you, Liz...

You still meditate like your guru in India teach you?

Yeah. And now you can't forgive yourself.

Because you really look....

For you, Liz. Just for you.