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Sounds like it has a positive effect...
-Liz. -What?
He make you pretty, find you husband, you work hard for him.
-Hi. -Oh, I see you've already met Felipe.
...and putting their children to bed.
Please. Do you love me or do you love me not?
Then you come home and spend the whole weekend...
Like, what is the word for London?
...to just deal with, you know, myself.
...and l've lost my place.
Thank God for Brazilians.
oww...
How about l take the blame? I am the one who couldn't deal...
For the table...
Tu rêves de te réinventer, de renouveau, de reconversion?...
Because you're terrified, my love. But listen, it's fine. Me too.
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Yeah. Yeah. Didn't turn out to be what she wanted, l'm afraid.
...because I just ramble. I am a rambler.
Listen, l've made you a mixtape.
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I didn't wanna hurt anybody. l wanted to slip quietly out the back door...
Girlfriend.
Put it on tonight, come to the Beach Shack.
What is that?
Just frustrated, l'm concerned. I don't understand.
-Great. -May.
You wanna know how to be here? Stop constantly waiting for something.
Madam...
What is your problem?
You have no idea.
Probably the only person in the world who ever fell asleep during meditation.
-Why don't we act like adults? -Okay. Can I have a little space?
No. Stop thinking. Why is this so hard?
...and then I went to live at an ashram in lndia.
He says that to everyone.
He just folded my delicates.
Already make your money.
What l meant was, you know how people start resembling their dogs?
All right, let me teach you a word.
His enthusiasm is exhausting.
...until l am so exhausted and depleted...
And here it is. Very delicious, as you can see...
What box?
ANOTHER WAY TO SAY 'SCREW YOU'
You want to know your problem? Americans.
Hearts were broken.
I understand.
Okay?
Yes, it's enough.
And drink the whole thing and wake up the next morning and you feel terrible.
Oh, you're lying. I'm fat, I'm exhausted...
That's what l mean by saying you're short.
Dad, don't--
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Will you please just...? Will you come up here?
So....
Both of us deserve better than staying together...
Speaking of elephants, there's a rogue elephant on the loose in the area.
...for making me feel...
Yeah, me too.
When I die...
Yesterday it was too hot and burned my tongue.
l mean, here I am with a ninth-generation medicine man...
Brian. Unbelievable. He's a teacher, you know that?
No, I came to see you about a year ago.
...wife. Not so good.
Also you will lose all your money.
But you're cute.
And l-- You know, I don't--
It's not that I need easy right now. I just can't have so hard.
...muffin tops and bad times.
You don't speak the language just with your mouth, speak it with your hands.
It begins when the object of your affection...
It can be the house for everybody!
And l run an import-export jewelry business, so I could live anywhere.
No, that's bullshit. You're real.
...for a 1 0-day retreat and we'd like you to be the key hostess.
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Stop that!
Take it all then. Everything.
His heart is broken.
...hands you a prophecy, you have to respond.
It is the one who lives by the border...
I have the perfect man for you.
...if she could offer psychological counseling to Cambodian refugees...
Attagirl.
Want too much happiness, too much pleasure...
They fall in love in their 20s, get married...
lnstead, l made a decision.
I have one rule.
They're volunteering their time to do all of this after school.
Also, no looking at world through your head.
Right here. What's it called? What's the word?
Simply empty your mind.
-Don't worry, but close your eyes. -Where are you taking me?
Breathe.
Then in afternoon, come see me.
When the barbarians came, they trashed it along with everything else.
I doubt that.
...darling, for 40 years, so you have to be patient with yourself. All right?
Mama, enough.
...of the dealer who encouraged this addiction in the first place...
...drunk, miserable dad...
And it was such a foreign concept to me, that l swear l almost began with: