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- Would it have made any difference? - Not in the ladies' room.
Just a walk in the park Kazansky!!!
I am dangerous.
Ghost Rider, 203. I have them inbound, bogey heading 270 at 10 miles.
Keep having him buy pro teams
you never never never touch the jde loads
Hinge-iest move I ever saw man
Hello Is it you?
Good morning gentlemen the temperature is 110* Holy shit it's Viper!
Ludo était n°1, ludo est parti, JC est n°1
YOU WERE NUMBER TWO. HARRIS WAS NUMBER ONE. SHE LOST IT, TURNED IN HER WINGS. NOW YOU'RE NUMBER ONE.
Maverick, you just did an incredibly brave thing.
A walk in the park Kazansky!
actually about 4 1/2...
He's In a Flat Spin Headed Out to Sea
You can be my copilot any time
Shoot. I can't get him off my tail.
Don’t you leave me, Maverick.
I'm gonna need a beer to put these flames out
LOL!
Sorry to bother you on a Sunday, sir. Thank you for your time.
Mmhmm
The best of the best
I heard the best of the best were gon a be back here, so...
So is my Johnson
I'm getting a hard-on.
You're Watching Emojitown On Disney Junior You're Watching Marvel's Spidey And His Amazing Friends On Disney Junior
Actually...
WoPat10 haas three! Remaining deer are bugging out!
Holy shit. We're head-to-head.
How long? 10 minutes? It's over in two minutes!
YOU GOT THE NUMBER OF THAT TRUCK DRIVING SCHOOL IN NEW ZEALAND? i MAY NEED THAT...
You'll also be trained and evaluated by civilian specialists.
I think we shown it as an example of what not to do.
Morning Scott
I don’t know, about three projects? Well, actually it was more like one and a half.
I'll cum in ahmad when I am god damn good and ready
No, that's over. It's just over.
Top Gun 2 Delayed
That’s right! ... Boltage...
Come in, Joe.
Hey goose , it’s time to buzz the Billboard
Bank of bank of America 50%
Brewer Just Quit
Christine, xxxxx
I’ll see it when I’m god damn good and ready, you got that?
Is this your idea of fun Mac
Parents: I'm stuck at home with my kids for the unforeseeable future. What am I suppose to do with these kids? Stay At Home Parents:
The list is long but distinguished
When the boys night off off gets interrupted with the new tournament schedule
Mav has the ball....til the morning!
John Melia
how'd nile secure your network and lower your tco??? because I was inverted
A spy balloon does not count. Spy balloon my ass, we nailed that son of a bitch.
Listen Jaffy
hello
Still is a good man...
Bullshit 3 days This thing will be over in 2
Lieutenant?
Done with the echos. I’m switching to ECGs
Incar! Let’s bring it home Viper has the lead
The Data on the Mig is Inaccurate
He's too close for Opus I'm switching to sonnet
Pete, You can be my moving buddy anytime
We can't move all these trailers! I'm not leaving my wingman!
You Can be Mine!
The F-14 is defensive. He has a chance to bug out right here.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, KAZANSKY?
ME If Migs weee Bucks.
How's your diss coming along?
- Goose is dead. - I know.
Incarnation! Lets bring it home Viper has the lead
The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room
NO, NO, NO. THERE’S TWO S’S IN LEBRON’S A PUSSY, BOYS.
The $2000 question for "My 'Man'" is the N-Word
You're Watching Charmed On The CW You're Watching Candy On Hulu
- But is Maverick the best pilot to? - I know what's on your mind. Get on it.
No no no no…there’s two O’s in Goose, boys.
Bullshit You can be mine
All yours, Charlie.
WE!
Berton supersonic. I’ll be there in 2 hours.
Negative, Greg The Pattern is full
How I am feeling
T2 After dealing service manager says something about hom laughing.
you two characters are going to the wall.
Where’d whoooo goooooo?
Knock it off, gentlemen. Let's go home. Viper has the lead.
Scott to Jen...
I knew it!
no
You were able to drink 4 pints of Coors in one go?
- How are you doing? - I'm all right.
BULLSHIT
Now then, this is a perfect example of a textbook manoeuvre.
Remember boys, no points for second place.
Maverick, You Back Them Up With Merlin On Ready Five.
This is the real thing. This is what you trained for.
Because the marine layer was inverted. - Bullshit
- He's getting impatient. Take the shot. - 10 more seconds.
You’ve got to have carnal knowledge. Of a Mussleman this time.
Berton supersonic. I’ll be there in 7200 seconds.
Tower This Is Ghostrider Requesting A Fly-By. Negative Ghostrider, The Pattern Is Full.
No Apologies
Mitchell?
Second, Maverick, two points behind.
Come on. Jesus Christ, Ice. Take the shot. Get the hell out of there.
I'll change the wallpaper when I'm good and ready! You got that?
You are Katzkin's Best make us proud
because i rub it and then you do it
I feel the need the need to say I love you
How Jesse Reacts When people ask about V2
Hey Dave, You big stud. Take me to bed or lose me forever Ok honey!
even you could get laid in a place like this
Ready Willard and Simkin.
They're #3. Joe was #1. Joe lost his toe. Now you're #1.
_
Advice
We’re going ballistic
the list of speaker candidates is long and distinguished yeah well so is mike johnson
"ROGER, MAVERICK HAS THE BALL."
Nick will hook ‘em Sarah will clean and fry them.
Viva la figa Sempre
Wood’s been hit
hit the brakes, he'll fly right by
Launch Targosz on Alert 5
Do not fire until fired upon
So is my johnson.
I will turn off PERC when I am Good and ready, you got that?
Xuihtonal? Did your father abaondon you or something? Creating an unrealistic image that your mother resents?
Mavricks it’s not your defense, it’s your attitude.
YOU WERE NUMBER TWO. RUSSO WAS NUMBER ONE. HE TURNED IN HIS WINGS. NOW YOU'RE NUMBER ONE.
- Goddamn it. Maverick's disengaging. - I knew it. Shit!
The defense department regrets to inform you your sons are dead because they were stupid
Negative sir, Boeing 787. (polar express airlines flight 180)
There they are: two bogeys. Three miles, 5 o'clock
When the fleeing vehicle goes over a speed bump at speed
TEAM TOP GUN... ALWAYS REMEMBER!
Bullshit..... you can mine Jeff
Before the merger doesn’t count
I WILL SMILE WHEN I AM GODDAMN GOOD AND READY. YOU GOT THAT?!
Launch the Ready 12
God, I want him back.
BIGFIX was number 2, automox number 1 automox couldn't get past legal
higher margins are re-engaging sir
A long cruise was it, sailor?
Come on Kari, do some of that HR shit!
Sir, I had him in my sights. He saw me move in for the kill.
Mav
L's only been gone a few days
Putting the 37 in 1337 Because you were invert37
I will do the presentation only with Yarns, you got that!!!
I will re-enable tests when I am goddamn good and ready! You got that?
MAVERICK HAS THE BALL
Putting the 37 in 1337 Because you're invert37
Son, your ego's writing checks your body can't cash
No, no, no. Theres two T's in Bissett, boys.
Local tests complete... We're going serverless!
No, no, no, no It's spelled b-l-a-c-k
Talk to me, Peter Lynch
Gutsiest move I ever saw man
- Excuse me. - So you're the one?
They are 100% prime time in love with Criselda and Amanda
Yeah well so is my johnson
You're a pilot? That's right a drone aviator.
Duck!! Duck!! Goose!!
Too Close For Arguments Switching To Memes
The best team and it’s GM will get their name on the Stanley Cup.
- This gives me a hard-on. - By the end of Vietnam, it was 12-1.
You two characters, up against the best!
Shannon to Scott…
WRONG, make that FIVE!! That’s FIVE?!! Yes Sir
Slapshot's shortening the draft, sir!
Geez i crack myself up
Are you all right?
. .
Come on, Jason. Do some of that Developer stuff