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when a lessor competitor tries to show his balls!!
top gun counts
i can't hear you.
Producer Cruise, what were you thinking when you yelled at your crew?
It’s just a walk in the park Lydia
Tower this is ghost rider requesting a fly by
I'm Maverick your Goose Biatch
I'm hit. We're coming apart. I can't control it! We're going down.
That was some of the best flying I’ve seen yet Right up to the part where you got killed
Daultron was number one he lost it You’re number one now.
on Saturdays, we've got to push it. That's our job.
He's buggin' out and goin' home
THE SHARKLETS WILL BE RELEASED WHEN GODAMN GOOD AND READY! YOU GOT THAT?
I’m on my way
That was some of the best flying I’ve seen yet. Until you got stoned.
Ready Willard and Simkin on cats 3 and 4.
Great. Maverick and Goose.
The package is On its way
MAYDAY, MADAY. AP'S IN TROUBLE...N A FLAT SPIN HEADING OUT TO SEA!
We won!
If you screw up this much..... You'll be fact finding Kangaroo shit at Creswell!
I actually had this counter in mind.
hey...2 weeks actually about 2 1/2
Mother Goose you pussy!!
It’s no good
Now that I'm 60... I know exactly what she meant
Hey Lobster I’ll pay you when I’m goddamn ready! You got that?
Everybody liked him.
WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR DOG IN THE RING
Just a walk in the park
I can see it's dangerous for you. But if the government trusts me...
Chelsea’s Feelings
Still awake? Yeah.
Negatuve, sir.
- Tell him to land. That's an order! - You're instructed to land immediately.
juice. that was a good one.
I can figure that one out on my own
Top Gun Quote Top Gun Quote
This disruption stalled the engine, -
When the Chiefs pull off another last minute win
Get him up flying, soon.
Yeah, you read it right
great, Kelly and Tanner
Unless you are a fool, that boy is off the market.
the need for speed.
You are still a dumpster fire.
285 and 265 after their motorcycle chase tonight
- You're slowing down. - I'm bringing him in closer.
Do some of that mechanic shit Jim.
NO, NO, NO. THERE’S TWO S’S IN LEBRON’S A PUSSY
Boss, I will Charlie when I’m goddamn Good and ready. You got that?
Now, we don't make policy here. Elected officials, civilians, do that.
Inside Ty’s head...
Geez, I crack myself up.
Ice, we've got a problem. I have four aircraft on radar. Four bogeys.
Have you boys Seen a CEO around here?
I have a great polaroid of it.
Covid acquired
...then forget the last 4 years. actually about 4 1/2...
I want some butts!
I lost him in the sun! Shit, what's he doing? You got him, Merlin?
The rules of engagement exist for your safety and for that of your team.
Where have you been honey At the beauty parlor
Server FPS froze. We're about to 30K! I knew it. SHIT! G*ddamnit!
That's a big gamble with a $30 million plane.
Excuse me, Coach. Is there Something wrong?
no, no, there's two "s" in Gross, boys
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Hey man we coulda had him...
This Is Going To Be Complicated!
I almost orphaned him today. I've never even seen him.
You up for this one T ?
Come on mav do some of that pilot shit
Then relax about the MiG.
Good luck Gentlemen
Tower This Is Ghostrider Requesting A Fly-By.
. .
Whose butt did you kiss to get in here?
crash and burn, huh, Zomp?
but was he inverted?
fururii? what do you want fodjdj? whaap! whaap! betrayal function! betrayal function! fueiejeje fuondiddidotla! thank you fiduejej fuiejejderette! you're welcome fuekeissjsjsj fisosossoissjnrink!
Hit the breaks he'll fly right by
Let's go!
Morning, Scott. Morning, Wells.
Sorry, Goose. We…
The Elite, the best of the best. We'll make you better! PMI Executive Breakfast - Tuesday MAY 28
I will fire when I’m goddamn good and ready! You got that?
i will fire when I am goddamn good and ready! You got that?
I guess when I see something, I go right after it.
Some pilots wait a whole career to see a MiG up close. Lucky and famous?
Jeremiah Smith Makai Lemon
Happy Principal Appreciation Day! That’s why you love me!
I'm glad we got that straight
No, no, no, no It's spelled b-l-a-c-k
because i rub it and then you do it
Abreu just failed Abreu just failed
The plot is complex and radioactive So is my Johnson
Get control!
- over five air control towers and one admiral's daughter!
. .
- Wrong, make that five! - There's five, sir.
One MiG 12 o'clock high... Watch your back!
We're going ballistic Sanchez Go get 'em
- I don't know where he is. - You know what he's planning to do?
I don't know.
One of the most qualified is call sign Charlie, with a Ph.D. In astrophysics.
- The list is long but distinguished. - So is my johnson.
Great! Jean AND MILENA!!
We're going ballistic, Mav, go get him!
James to Trevor Tapan was Cougar
you all right man??
...Give me a call. I’ll drop in with you.
Team Brighthill Joining the flock
Its Looking good so far...
God help us
Airway Dysfunction and Sleep Disordered Breathing......
Great! Carlo and Joe
nah
Tower, this is ghost rider requesting a fly by
- I'm taking the lead. Let's identify them. - Roger. I'm on your left side, a little low.
I am the boobies Areplanehommie I mean
Hey Mav that neel Vet really screwed Rick up I don’t know
We have four on our tail. That makes six of them!
Clay
Any of you boys seen Julie Newmar around here?
I've got a good lock ... Firing
Defense Department regrets to inform you sons are dead because they were stupid
He is 100% prime time in love with you.
Ice-cold. No mistakes.
Give me a call... I’ll CoD with you
Maverick, call the ball. Roger. Maverick has the ball.
You're a hell of an instinctive pilot. Maybe too good.
He's firing. Break left!
Brew Coffee on Alert Five
Hemo Supersonic I'll be there in 90 min
Happy Top Gun Day Goose
You can be My TACPBM anytime
What were you doing there? Communicating
- Cougar's in trouble. - Come on, we're getting low on gas.
me on the way to drop my kids off at TPS after not getting gas the night before
Crashed & Burned Huh, Mav?
Well the list is long, but distinguished
Launch that sucker , YEAH!
Danny King told me to do it Should have ignored him.
You're a pilot? That's right a drone aviator.
H
Vejbæk LER
...
The Board of Inquiry finds that she was not at fault in the incident of 10 June
I'll add TTM WHEN I'm damn good and ready. You got that?
when you are not happy your co worker is leaving
I've got to do something. I can't believe it. I have to give you your dream shot.
There are MiGs in the area. If you witness a hostile act, return fire.
Three... two... one... break right!
I thought, "You know, he's a smart guy."
WHEN THE CHIEF ASKS FOR INPUT
Ralph
Sir, let go of him. You've got to let him go, sir.
X X
You're Watching The Chicken Squad On Disney Junior You're Watching PJ Masks On Disney Junior
We’ve lost Hollywood. Launch Joe G. On alert 5
-- bullshit
A long iron or 3 wood to carry the long bunker in the center of the fairway is your best bet on this short uphill par 4. Leave it below the hole here with your second shot and par is an excellent score at the 4th.
- Break right! - Shit, that was close.
That’s right. A Naval Aviator.
If you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Bit of a Nokes situation… Johnson…
Dear Jake...
You fly at least two combat missions a day, attend classes and evaluations.
We didn't slide into Cougar's spot.
Good morning gentleman, the temperature is 110 degrees... Holy shit, it's Viper! - Viper's up here.... oh, great...
Do some of that pilot shit! In our case: do some of that chemist shit!
How long? July? Bullshit, July It could be over in June
I
Anti-vaxxers Society
We’ve seen this before
anybody got the number for that Navy jet fighter pilot training school
FSU Leadership Meeting
Maverick? You and Goose get your butts up to Viper's office, now!
The best of the best
BP...
yes now it's a granny revolution for you raelene you old granny! thanks dear grandpa joe snell after all i shot brendan snell he was a worthless mutt! all he did was bark rust.
I'm gonna need a NIKKA to put these flames out. YO! Great, Mav. Real slick.
- You mean notorious. See you later. - You can count on it.
yes international bohpa bumper table squirrel pull party hat pie corner block floor puzzle! yes faye teeth boing with it shoe smell men's yes humping them and thier legs! ah the feeling!
Please? For me? Come on... For me?
Holy shit it's viper
I really enjoyed that, Mav Thanks a lot!
You don't own that plane, the taxpayers do.
Just listening. She died shortly after him.
- Did your mother not like you? - No, it's my call sign.
Amazon says 10 days to ship. 10 Days? This thing is needed now. GET on it
MAVERICK HAS THE BALL
Keepsendinghimup
I will sign up for Fantasy When Im God Damn good and ready ... You Got That
yeah well so’s my johnson
- There's a MiG on your tail. - We've only got one missile left.
Friday 12:00 noon, Trump's inauguration
Battle of Wall Street
Too aggressive?
You can be my takfotsdropp anytime
So long, Pete Mitchell.
The clock is ticking ... And as of now, we are keeping score.
"This Is The Real Thing. This Is What You've Been Trained For." "You are Northampton's Best"
Just want to serve my country, sir
Me removing my mask After walking up stairs to control room...
Jimmy:Can you keep a secret for real? Me:
Help My regional manager said 4 of us will be sharing a hotel room at the 1 less thing to worry you1 less thing to worry you1 less thing to worry 1 less thing to worry 1 less th
Mav, do you remember the name of that truck driving school?
I'd be happy to find a girl who'd talk dirty to me.
What's your problem, Kazansky?
Cougar, you've got MiG one. I'm going after MiG two.
GOOD MORNING GENTLEMENT THE TEMPERATURE IS 110 DEGREES HOLY SHIT IT'S TANNER
Hercules Crews Your friend was magnificent
Good morning gentleman
I told her you didn't even have a woman.
i Got Covid Covid acquired/infected
Whip my hair Huh man
You've got to let him go.
*on the way home* Have milk on the ALERT 5
As you know, the F-5 doesn't have the thrust-to-weight ratio of the MiG-28.
You can be my moving buddy anytime Jeff