Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Words to live by top gun
Damn it! That's Twice! I want some butts!!
You’re lucky to be here!
Crash and burn, huh, Mav?
You can check my balls anytime
I don't know what the hell went wrong.
Goddamn this bogeys all over me
- Ice won't last down there alone... - Talk to me, Goose.
That Sloppy Joe Donut Lunch really messed him up. I don’t think he can make it back.
Yeah, same.
OJTI MOU
Bullshit Jeff..... You can be mine
Up there, we've got to push it. That's our job.
UAL Chief Pilots office
The Elite The best of the best
Maverick, you'll get your rear when you get to the ship. And if you don't...
to clone genes with specific target sequences
Ramp v Primo
- I don't know. Since... - Puberty?
- We're hit again. - We're okay.
I said to Hollywood, "Where did he go?" He said, "Where did who go?"
Be advised, Hostiles have mounted anti-aircraft artillery
Good morning gentlemen, the tempreture is a 110*
Son, your CTO is writing checks your CFO can’t cash…
I can't believe I'm doing this But I'm sending you to MFC
Traut’s going ballistic. Go get them!
I haven’t lost that Humor feeling
How about some help? Engage!
Why didn't you tell me you were the famous Steets Insulter?
I’m not leaving my wingman Even for Chocolate
He was my RIO, my responsibility.
Strider…
Goose... Oh, no!
I see them. Two A-4s. Left 10 o'clock level. Continue left turn.
buririri? what do you want brurrurj? feed the bridgesryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal bridges! betrayal bridges! bridjddjyesthereisaneedtojump brieurdudjdjamsmdidkdk! thank you bridgeoocoo bridgeemaxspack! you're welcome bridgeebuild blungeeeester!
I will do my timesheets when I'm goddamn good and ready. you got that?
But at that speed, it's too fast. It's a little bit too aggressive.
- I'm Charlotte Blackwood. - I'm Maverick.
You up for this one Schlenker? Just a walk in the park Sanchez.
You're Watching Lucifer On Netflix You're Watching Spidey And His Amazing Friends On Disney Junior
Amy is investigating everyone
I thought he’s a smart guy, he probably knows how to score goals
Debts going Ballistic And so am I
yes beryl pinderette? what do you want? i want to do some piestering in picketts gully.
This gives me a hard-on
yes zopyus deorunxswwette? what do you wang? i want to rushew the renteoxica in sevisasa groasw.
I said To Hollywood, "where'd He go?" Hollywood said, " Where'd who go...?"
All right, Jester, I'll give you a run for your money here.
Wears you down. You get bored, frustrated, or do something stupid and melee's got you.
What’s that? Who’s the best UPS driver?
I'm going after Viper.
jesus christ! and you think i’m reckless!!!
Jeremy just quit
I feel the need The need for shaheed
I am dangerous TRAV
Edna, Is there anything special yet? No.
Negative, sir
maybe you should try eating it inverted.
Me when you guys make minor mistakes
The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
Didn’t get inhaler ($110) Cough is gone
I'll change the wallpaper when I'm good and ready you got that?
We…
This could be complicated.
talk to me, goos.
Launch the ready 12
where's the fun in that
Even you could get laid in here
this is not good, get control
The list is long, but distinguished So is my logistics
This is ghost rider requesting a fly by
You stink.
We happened to see the US do a 4 G negative dive
You were in a four G inverted dive with a MiG-28?
Today’s mood
Rich turned in his headset, Jason, you’re number one now
Keri with the cake
This is the real thing. This is what you’ve been trained for!
You can be my moving buddy any time...
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- Charlie? - Aircraft one performs a split S?
Show him ya war face, that'll get him pumped boys...... Grrrr
fg
I’m sorry about tyrod
I love that song. That's a new approach. How long have you been doing this act?
I had the shot. There was no danger so I took it
How a Pastor feels after his wife divorces him
Keep Flying
This is what I call a target-rich environment
Well its bottoms of teh ninth, the score is tied... Its time for teh big one
I feel the Need... The Need for Speed Speedy Documentation
I got him. Here comes the shot.
Test
YOU SCREW UP JUST THIS MUCH ... YOU'LL BE FLYING A CARGO PLANE FULL OF RUBBER DOG SHIT OUT OF HONG KONG!
Shot down twice.
I will reimburse when I'm goddamned good and ready
A spy balloon does not count. Spy balloon my ass. We nailed that son of a bitch.
I'll hit the brakes, hell fly right by
I KNEW IT!
Maverick... It's not your flying, it's your attitude.
Shit, there's two of them
- He's gonna get behind us! - I'm not leaving my wingman.
Robyn...YOU STINK.
Doug? Doug?
who's filling in for don chantler? katy kynaston.
Auto Safety is re-engaged sir
yeah, i did it right
Can’t help myself
God, he loved flying with you, Maverick.
- I thought of being an instructor, sir. - Top Gun?
He told me all about the time you went ballistic with Penny Benjamin.
george i told ya not to get ya auntie skype and contact her and snarl! boing good riddance faye you sprail from jce's construction!
The plot is complex.and radioactive So is my Johnson
Your ego is writing checks That your Travis can kash
oh my god look at her serpencenterzones! oh my god look at her alalohamorazones!
I'll fire when I'm goddamn good and ready. You got that? Sgt Shiromoto is ready
Yeah, that’s what I meant.
- Let's land this sucker. - Cougar!
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I feel the need… The need for speed reading
Me at 6:30pm Mon-Fri
Last night about 10pm... I felt like this
The only question
We can't move this many trailers! I'm not leaving my dispatcher!
Damn, this kid's good.
I’ll pee when I’m goddamn good and ready. You got that?
Any of you boys seen an F35 around here
We!
Vaibhav's age
EAGLE 31 WAS MAGNIFICENT
...give me a call. I'll fly with you.
you're pilot? Thats right... FLY C-130s
yes gougal gouglue? how's your kfc dirrheoa infection curing? oh it's still gangleony from the green chicken seed.
I will reimburse when I'm goddamned good and ready
Maybe I could learn how to be a truck driver? Mav you have the number for that truck driving school we saw on tv?
You can run, kid, but you can’t hide.
Kari Craig
her from shouting at kfc spit 24/7 after all those fears of yankles and hokes yes with gold's gym yes and bikini wax undergarment line! no wonder she's been kicked out of liposuction habits! asked her to leave because of the snok poker holes! after all those wigs ended up on the jimmy fallon split snok give signal snell tonight mupped ye olde charmed show!
Cougar was #1
7 minutes? This thing'll be over in 2 minutes, get on it!
I feel the need . . . the need for Beed!
Negative ghost mother, This group chat is full
That’s right! Hoff…..man
He's probably saying, "Holy shit, it's Maverick and Goose."
Creighton’s re-engaging, sir!
I hate it when it does that
- Maverick, get your butt down here! - Hang in there.
- Two MiGs dead ahead. - I see them. I'll take it left.
Reviewing high risk maneuvers A 24HR BNSD SRU
Ice is right below with a MiG on his tail.
Your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash.
If you don't mind, I'll just take a cold shower while you're finishing up here.
- You're gonna have to punch us out. - I can't reach the ejection handle!
- You, asshole, you're lucky to be here.
Well, THAT'LL JUST ABOUT COVER THE FLARE BRIEFING...
Are you up for this one, Maverick
Ready Willard and Simkin for East and West Lines
You never never touch the jde loads
I've got a good lock. Firing.
- He's on our tail, coming hard. - I got him. Here we go.
when flying matters call a cougar
Any of you boys seen a bread truck around here?
THE LIST IS LONG BUT DISTINGUISHED...
You can be my 2C anytime
You, asshole, you're lucky to be here.
You, asshole you're lucky to be here thank you, sir
you hook em i'll clean em and fry em
Voodoo One, 090, radar contact 15 miles. They're doing 500 knots.
Slider...
- Yes, ma'am. - All right, we have a hop to take.
estas lista a trabaja si es hora ya es hora
It's got to be hard on the guy though.
That’s right! Hoff…man
265 and 285 after their motorcycle chase tonight
Good morning. The temperature is 110 degrees.
You up for this Bridget Just a walk in the park sully
You can be my det chief anytime
I could see It's
what about willard and simkin? both catapults are broken. we can't launch any aircraft yet, sir.
Do you have the number to that truck driving school? ...I might need that.
The defense department regrets to inform you your sons died because they were stupid
"I've got cheer buttons!" "We..."
*on the way home* Milk
Ha ha you kill me
Who’s the best dad?
Excuse me, Something I should know about?
Doesn’t count
You don't ask me to confirm When I upload the goddamn winds! You got that??
Waiting for mat to overtake
I'll hit the brake, hell fly right by
Give me a call... I'll fly with you
I won't blow sunshine up your ass.
They are gone Aaron You have to let them go be happy
Where did you see this?
We're at 6,000!
Maverick? You're on the front pages of all the English-speaking world.
“I will fire when I am goddamn good and ready! You got that?” - Maverick
"ROGER, MAVERICK HAS THE BALL."
During Korea, we shot down 12 of their jets for every one of ours.
That’s a negative ghost rider. The time slot is full.
Maverick? Did your mother not like you?
because 311 day was inverted
Tobias to St. Raphael be like: You can be my wingman any time
Happy Principal Appreciation Day! That’s why you love me!
Are you a good pilot? I can hold my own.
when she says she is home alone
That schedule really messed with Dales
Too messy for carafes We're switching to pods
"we have an AOM at 0700" ...
The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
I’ll say it…you hook ‘em.. I’ll clean them And fry them
This is the real thing. This is what you've been trained for.
Hey man we could have him!
GIVE ME A CALL... I'LL FLY WITH YOU...
who's filling in for cherry stokes? bibra yong.
Maiveric you big stud