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Why don't you tell us one of those charming little stories about your, um, homeland ?
It's times like this I usually fake chest pains.
you know, about monkeys.
Okay, buddy, you come one step closer, I got a tire iron,
Oh, oh, crap, they're looking at me.
Several times I was.
Well, thank you, sweetie.
Name one time.
No, they're munsters.
You know you want to. I don't even know why you broke up in the first place.
Fine. Anything's better than this crap.
He never bought me a horse.
You sound like you don't care at all.
Because he's an incredibly immature jerk who can't commit to a future with me.
punctures it the next.
You're two deeply disturbed individuals, and your union...