Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- # Do you wanna touch # - # Yeah #
# Oh, oh, oh, oh #
- Okay. - Rule number one. Every intimate encounter...
So, I happen to have some top secret intel.
I'm in for a wild night.
# Here we go again #
and maybe have a few drinks, and then he'll meet some guy and start fooling around...
- # Oh, yeah # - # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #
When is the last time that you...
It's just like hugging, only wetter.
# 'Cause I've built my life around you #
- Why do they keep editing all those vacation and plane stuff? - It classes it up.
- Those linens are incredible. - I know. Is that Egyptian cotton?
I'm worried that it might be too late.
Teaching Santana and Brittany how to get their Stevie Nicks on...
Mmm. That's a waste of some fine man-butt.
We've got to shake things up, you know?
Later, dudes.
# My motto's always been "When it's right, it's right" #
that his team's Achilles' heel is their utter lack of sex appeal.
The last clip ever added to Yarn.co...
Do you understand what I'm trying to say here?
Only because they get that it's about something more...
but really, I'll slip in a little lesson about how to avoid S.T.D.s.
# Yeah Oh, yeah #
It'll be called Zizes, and the slogan will be, "You just got Zized!"
- Wait. what? - Oh, nothing.
Call us.
'Cause you matter, Kurt.
- No, it's not. - Yes, it is.
Kurt, you're gonna have to learn about it someday.
# Well, I've been afraid of changin' #
We cuddle too much. We're cuddle monsters.
Sweet, but not on your team.
- Yeah, it is. - Okay, so, let's start with the basics. Finn?
- So- - Well, what is it that you do?
While three chicks and me is just a typical Saturday night in the Puckerman bedroom...
Look, let's be clear here.
Do we make your knees turn to jelly?
of what everyone will say behind my back.
Like, really try.
I think I've learned quite enough for today, thank you.
This is just sort of how she talks.
Well, that's all gonna end right here, right now.
of their intimate relations that didn't make them more famous?
He's just a stupid boy.
I'm sorry, Coach, but you and I are not in cahoots.
All right, so give me sensual, but don't make fun of it.
- # Do you wanna touch # - # Yeah #
# Well, the landslide brought me down #
is covered in the pamphlets.
What do you have for me?