Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# And I'm getting older too #

Wow. Okay. Well, first, can I just say that I'm very impressed...

And, Brittany, I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. I just can't.

I want to be with you.

# You don't have to be cool to rule my world #

# Children get older #

Lauren and I are gonna make a sex tape.

I just need to look outside my window.

# Do you wanna touch me there? #

Okay, here's what I think you should do.

Plus, seeing another woman with the hots for you kinda made me jealous.

when it comes to understanding the...

and we will both be better men because of it.

# And the thought of lovin' you is getting so excitin' #

that was just in the shape of a person.

How'd you know which one it was?

and then you went out with a virgin.

Next to dropping my afternoon deuce, it's my favorite part of the day.

I'm attracted to girls, and I'm attracted to guys.

- We got to hold an emergency meeting. - Why?

Well, when he's ready, he'll listen.

I still feel a little tingle when I hear Ani DiFranco.

So you're saying I shouldn't have sex.

Look, whenever we had, uh, issues in the past that are on our minds or giving us problems...

Remember I told you I had a master plan? Here it is.

and what would their mothers think, and why would you get that tattoo there?

I'm not sure people know who that is.

Oh, my God. Brittany's pregnant.

- # Do you wanna touch # - # Yeah #

Like, what if I have eggs for dinner? Then what is it?

# I'm a natural ma'am #

You know what I mean.

I think it's better when it doesn't involve eye contact.

One of his many attempts at bonding.

You get tensies for menses.

# Yeah Oh, yeah #

Okay. We-We watch the Housewives shows, which are so, so racy.

if Artie and I were to ever break up...

was the manufacturing of softball equipment.

- For what? - Brittany to get pregnant.

God, that was rude.

you're having sex with everyone they've ever had sex with...

# What are you waiting for? #

There were some parent complaints.

# Skyrockets in flight #

- Hey. - Can we talk?

Oh, just picking up some coffee. I like my enemas piping hot.

# I climbed a mountain and I turned around #

# To turn me on #

is a viable option for teens who simply aren't ready for intimacy...

You're finally gonna let me motorboat those twins?

you're exposing yourself.