Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The New Directions are getting sexy...

# Yeah Oh, yeah #

# Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with #

# Cry at night #

As you no doubt have heard, I've taken over for the coach of Aural Intensity.

And what I've realized...

Before we begin, I would just like to start by congratulating you by reminding you...

Let's start the meeting by reading the minutes from last week's meeting...

I strongly disagree. I don't think that we should barrage these kids...

Miss Holliday, we need your help.

- # Touch me there # - # Yeah, oh, yeah #

because tomorrow the girls and I are going to perform a song for Glee Club...

No, of course not. Of course not.

And, Brittany, you think that storks bring babies?

Britt and I may need your help to sing it.

# And I won't be denied by you #

This is a condom, which can help prevent the spread of H. I. V...

I can make them into shapes, like balloon animals.

Yes, and I have to say I am very inspired that both of you are showing how celibacy...

Once, on a dare, I swallowed a thumbtack...

I'm a bitch because I'm angry.

Well, I look forward to the opportunity to nail her to the wall.

I'm down for that. Point of order though.

# You don't have to be beautiful #

# I feel the chemicals kickin' in #

The Internet is great, and all the information is out there, but I went searching for it.

Anyway, I want to do this right for the "Sexy" lesson.

And that's when I realized you were right.

That's awesome, and ridiculous.

Yeah, he gets that from his mother.

is find a way to sneak in the sex education lesson in a less provocative way.

- Oh, hey, Miss H. Hey, can you help us out? - Uh, yeah.

I found out that making that tape would have resulted in my arrest.

# Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na #

in a Memphis school district got pregnant within three months.

# And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills #

These things just- They never work out well.

# Oh, oh, I want some more #

Um, Holly here.

I want to educate them, not titillate them.

Those weren't weird faces. Those were my sexy faces.

but if we make one of those tapes, that means...