Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, why didn't you just pair them up, huh? Rent 'em a bunch of motel rooms.

Oh, and by the way, Will, some of your Glee kids are the most clueless.

I don't want to go too far away from the original version.

# Beggin' on my knees #

Of course I love you. I do.

I'm not stupid. It's obviously getting ready to bring me my baby.

It's Jazzercise, Will. It's really not that hard.

Yeah. I mean, who knows?

Just like your legs. Oh! Ha. Kidding!

And I would totally be with you, if it weren't for Artie.

Please, say you love me back. Please.

Anyway, it's not about who you are attracted to ultimately.

and I'm about 90% sure it's still in there.

Zizes and I were gonna make a sex tape.

So picture us in the auditorium- big backdrop...

- Oh, thank you. - Wow!

than just the physical.

but we're gonna get through it together...

Are you kidding? It's better when it doesn't involve feelings.

I've tried watching those movies...

We'll figure something out.

Wait. Brittany, are you pregnant?

- Right, Carl? - But regardless...

can turn a kid's world upside down.

I'm angry because I have all of these feelings...

- I can't break up with him. - Yes, you can.

'cause I'm getting a little light-headed...

Believe me, I can't tell you how many buddies I've got...

- # Do you wanna touch # - # Yeah #

Will Schuester has finally realized...

because the touch of the fingertips is as sexy as it gets.

- I think this is a good time for a song. - Oh, yes. Okay.

Miss Holliday? Excuse me a second. Miss Holliday?

I thought you'd never ask.

which can lead to AIDS, and it also prevents pregnancy.

Oh, my God. Brittany's pregnant.

to ever make fun of you...

And I will continue to refuse to answer them because they are none of your business.

could help you start a dialogue going?

# From dusk till dawn #

I know where babies come from.

I mean, you know what happened to Kurt at this school.

# Take a bite of my heart tonight ##

Maybe even later.

# Do ya? Do ya? ##

You don't happen to have any office hours, do you?

I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.

Next week, we are going to talk about the power of muscle testing.

the, uh- the intricacies of adult relationships.

Okay. Well, I know talking about feelings can be really hard, so...

See, a real doctor would never have said that.

As you know, the Warblers are competing in our show choir's regionals competition next week.

Well, I don't know how I feel...

that you have with Kurt.

I thought it might help the process along...

You think my dad built a car with me because he loves cars?

# Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? #