Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# Take a bite of my heart tonight #

so that you can trick kids into eating what's good for them.

No. It's gonna be worse, okay? Because it's two guys.

and I want you to answer it very seriously.

- Are you lost, Noah? - Yeah, you don't belong here.

- Sure. - Afternoon Delight is a dessert.

I'm going over to Shawnee Township to teach algebra.

Sounds pretty lame.

Yeah, sure. Your secret's safe with...

I did, until I realized they were wearing the chastity charms as clip-on nipple rings.

# What are you waiting #

Think about the images that these kids are exposed to.

I don't know, hot stuff.

# Doin' all I can #

while I look over my new pamphlets.

to your heart, to your self-esteem...

it's not the best balance for singing.

I want to thank you guys for confiding in me, 'cause I know this is tough...

# What are you waiting for? #

Listen, guys, don't take this too hard, all right?

How could you not tell me about this?

and for those who are older and are terrified of the hose monster.

and Rachel spent the hour quizzing Quinn about the nature of her relationship with Finn.

We've got to educate these kids.

for performing that song with me in Glee Club.

Maybe I should try a relationship that lasts more than 36 hours.

You know, it's like saying vegetarianism is an option for lions.

You're the biggest French whore of them all.

and he's not gonna know about using protection or S.T.D.s.

Oh, no. It's the salad lady.

Have you ever talked to him about sex?

Are you okay? You kept making those weird faces the whole song.

# Oh, oh What are you waiting for? #

Okay, well, I think that's a little naive.

# Yeah Oh, yeah #

Because I realize that while all of us making our celibacy pledge is wonderful...

or, you know, how the other person feels about it.

Well, Puckerman, it's your lucky day.

It's time to get deep into our set list.

I really hope that's not one of the requirements for regionals...

# Do you wanna touch me there? #

Could you please, please not tell Will about this?

Three days ago, a stork built its nest on top of my garage.