Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and we're gonna choose to be intimate with them.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to have crazy sex...

Maybe till your honeymoon, I don't know.

# Oh, oh, I want some more #

You got to know that it means something.

Well, that's kind of my point.

Artie, you okay?

No, not really.

I just, um- just came to say good-bye.

And speaking of S.T.D. s, how is your dating life?

Um, right now, I'm the president of the Celibacy Club.

I'm damaged goods. Yes, it makes me terrific in bed...

I'm definitely gay.

# Afternoon delight #

I'm still talking about the vegetable hiding.

and once you start doing this stuff, you're not gonna want to stop.

I thought I could surprise you when I dropped him off.

- # Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh # - # Hush, hush, we both can't fight it #

# Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na #

Don't throw yourself around like you don't matter.

- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - Okay, look, I am not a doctor, okay?

You know, you're never going to be more vulnerable...

# Talking's fine #

# Oh, oh What are you waiting for? #

Is this the appropriate forum for that?

So, just remember- whenever you have sex with someone...

maybe it's time I learned a little something about romance.

# Can't you see we're wasting time? Yeah #

Can I just applaud this trio for exploring the uncharted world of Sapphic charm?

- But we never do that. - Yeah, I know.

# When everything's a little clearer in the light of day #

Okay? Especially Artie.

I feel very confused about my feelings.

# You don't need experience #

- Oh, it's so good to see you! - You too!

- Yeah? - So, I'm a little confused.

It was only a matter of time.

- Okay. - I'm sorry.

made me realize how closed off I've been.

Can you think of a celebrity who released a tape...

- Okay. - My lips are sealed.

I think I have a bun in the oven.

# Do you wanna touch me there? #

but I happen to be an excellent educator.