Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- And, ladies, that's what keeps us safe. - I have some questions.

# Well, the landslide brought me down #

# I wanna run and hide #

Oh, I think I can handle it.

not one member of this club has had an unwanted pregnancy in almost a year.

You know, I was sort of thinking the same thing...

Let's go, Health and Wellness Jazzercise class!

Didn't you ever read Jessica Seinfeld's cookbook?

Kurt, you're blushing.

Then maybe we shouldn't.

# All you do is sit and stare #

My sex tape with J.D. Salinger was a disaster.

I don't need to go to a doctor.

- Don't. I'm sorry. - Get off me.

I don't want to hurt him. That's not right.

My life is over.

Me too. Finn is Kryptonite, which is why I'm focusing all my energies on my songwriting.

I think it would be really cool if you took advantage of that.

# Maybe we can do the twirl #

# Why wait until the middle of a cold, dark night? #

With two guys, you got two people who think that sex is just sex.

- What are those? - Those are some pamphlets...

I love you, and I don't want to be with Sam...

which means the Warblers got to do something sexified.

I'm sorry if I'm overstepping.

# Pretendin' that you're oh, so shy #

which is this is serious stuff, and it's not for kids and it's not for adults!

I like romance.

I could be down with that.

Celibacy, ladies! Dig it!

I am very disappointed in you, Will...

It's all about taking vegetables and hiding it in food...

Well, well, if it isn't my sweet, sweet Porcelain.

I want you to be able to...

I want to be like a Kardashian.

and yours can be a counterargument to Holly's.

Rachel Berry wants to be a famous singer. I just want to be famous.

# Here we go again #

And while I used to think that made me cool...

I really do have the urge to punch you.

There's just one problem though.

# It's getting heavy and I wanna run and hide #

because with Berry in those tights, we don't stand a chance.

Oh, I know hickeys. I'm a freakin' connoisseur.