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I'm sorry. But Julie's a dental Hygienist.
And wisecracking Robots.
* You wanna be *
[Snoring]
I'm afraid i didn't Have much in common With my brother.
Rebecca's got The major hots For drake.
That sam likes to think Of him as his brother.
Well, maybe I could take you On a captain's tour
Right about then I'm gonna be seizing Julie's headboard.
I don't believe The nerve of That woman.
Just marvelous.
[Snoring]
But what the hell,
Ha ha ha ha!
I'll check in on you Later, sis.
Don't you find that A little rude?
What you do Is you knock on his door
So have i.
I mean, He's in there Boinking my sister.
Of shakespeare's The tempest
All right, all right. I'll call evan
Will you put your Thinking cap on?
For the finest Fifties sci-fi fare. All right.
I don't want to Take advantage Of that.
Uh-oh.
Hey, ham. Whoo!
Tell him you'd like To see him naked.
I love that stuff.
You two are Very close, Aren't you?
That "men have urges" line Since i was in The fifth grade.
Listen--oh, I'm sorry, guys.
Just because He has more money than me,