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Now Chris is going off to find some strangers and we're never going to see him again.
I mean, you two have been my parents for the last 15 hours, and I can't throw that away.
That's got to be worth a fortune.
Put on your street shoes.
No.
Here it is.
Come on.
You know, there's a new word.
Are you nuts, boy?
Oh.
I guess something tells me, though, I won't be running into Claudia Schiffer at the supermarket, if you know what I mean.
And I guess Scott Thorson was born looking exactly like Liberace.
I can't rest until I'm reunited with my true parents and my ancestral homeland.
Well, I'll miss you both dearly.
I think I know what has to be done now.
I don't know why I'm even talking to you.
I got a few that would knock her socks off.
Chris, I must admit, you look very smart in a hat.
So what?
This is now my home.
That's right.
Yeah, they probably got thrown in the hole for it.
Couldn't you run away to a place like Florida or something?
You know how kids are.
Come on, this is supposed to be a joyous occasion.