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Yeah, but then we'd be gypped out of precious moments like these.
I forgot.
I'm so embarrassed.
That's the receipt from the Amish baby bonnet we bought for you years ago, and this must be the nice Amish couple we bought it from.
Nice work.
I'm suddenly so disoriented.
Okay, okay.
You might want to put that one in your Rolodex.
Clear as a bell.
Not for the first couple of weeks.
Larry, it all makes sense.
What a touching moment.
What?
And you've got to tell somebody.
You know what I mean.
Your son Emmett is home.
The traffic out there is just horrendous.
That's a credit report, Mom.
And please, don't try to stop me.
Oh, great.
What a great idea.
Now, hold on to your bonnets.
I'm Emmett.
Okay, Mr. Numismatic.
It's an old Playboy magazine.
God, Dad, that's fiendish.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I hope you don't mind.
No, you did.
So promise, OK?
Chris, you look nothing like this guy.
Well, for openers, you're not my real mother and father.
I knew it.
Put them together.