Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So promise, OK?

It's an old Playboy magazine.

You might want to put that one in your Rolodex.

That's a credit report, Mom.

The traffic out there is just horrendous.

I'm suddenly so disoriented.

Larry, it all makes sense.

What a great idea.

Not for the first couple of weeks.

Oh, I hope you don't mind.

Your son Emmett is home.

Yeah, but then we'd be gypped out of precious moments like these.

I'm so embarrassed.

You know what I mean.

Clear as a bell.

Now, hold on to your bonnets.

Well, for openers, you're not my real mother and father.

Chris, you look nothing like this guy.

God, Dad, that's fiendish.

Okay, Mr. Numismatic.

And please, don't try to stop me.

Put them together.

What a touching moment.

That's the receipt from the Amish baby bonnet we bought for you years ago, and this must be the nice Amish couple we bought it from.

And you've got to tell somebody.