Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, that's not one of our horrible secrets.

So be gone, you hedonistic, button-pushing, fancy pants.

We had better humor him, or he may attack us.

Thanks for 30 years of shelter, clothing, and three square meals a day of... lies!

Oh, I love you so dearly.

Look, boy, the only thing I've got to do is die and pay taxes.

Oh, yeah, I believe that.

But don't worry, your luck has changed.

You've got to go find him and bring him back.

I'm going to bring you into the 20th century.

It's nice to see you, Larry.

Now, don't faint.

And I've finally come home.

Oh, you gotta be kidding.

We do not have fast electronics.

Your big screen TV slash stereo slash waffle maker slash dealie slash... All we have is a fireplace and a loom.

Hey, don't make me get up from this table.

It's just that he made me promise not to tell you.

Can we get the hell out of here now?

We've also got a picture of him with Santa Claus.

Aren't you gonna invite me in?

Ten zero zero zero.

Because technically, you're not even my friend.

And actually, they don't like me either.

We are simple people.