Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your big screen TV slash stereo slash waffle maker slash dealie slash... All we have is a fireplace and a loom.

It's just that he made me promise not to tell you.

Aren't you gonna invite me in?

It's nice to see you, Larry.

I'm going to bring you into the 20th century.

We had better humor him, or he may attack us.

Hey, don't make me get up from this table.

Now, don't faint.

Oh, I love you so dearly.

Can we get the hell out of here now?

We are simple people.

But don't worry, your luck has changed.

Thanks for 30 years of shelter, clothing, and three square meals a day of... lies!

We do not have fast electronics.

And I've finally come home.

We've also got a picture of him with Santa Claus.

Oh, yeah, I believe that.

Look, boy, the only thing I've got to do is die and pay taxes.

So be gone, you hedonistic, button-pushing, fancy pants.

Yes, that's not one of our horrible secrets.

Because technically, you're not even my friend.

Ten zero zero zero.

Oh, you gotta be kidding.

And actually, they don't like me either.

You've got to go find him and bring him back.