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Hey, Pop, why don't you do the honors?
Hi.
I wouldn't be your friend for any amount of money.
Hold me!
So you bought their silence too, huh?
Papa?
We've come to take you home, you idiot.
Then explain the headdress.
Well, not exactly.
So I guess as E.T.
We went there when the health department closed down reptile land.
Well, I finally know the truth, Mr. and Mrs. Peterson.
Well, that wasn't exactly phrased right, but you get the point.
Look at Daddy.
Wait a second, Dad.
After all these years, you finally let your guard down.
But when I confronted Fred and... and what's-her-name, they just denied it.
Who goes?
Will a little bruise bring big bucks?
Honey, we'd never be plucky-pluck with you.
I don't know what to say.
Well, whatever.
I found these clothes upstairs, and I just kind of threw them on.
Mama, Emmett's home.
No.
Well, this has to be rare, then.
Now can we please go?
And we took a picture of him with an Amish couple, even though it was against every fiber of their religious beliefs.
Why would Chris run away from home?
Good morning.
And my dream has come true.
One baby bonnet.
I'm his spitting image.
That's why I don't have any brothers or any sisters.
What money?
May our religion did not forbid it.
Forgive my wild imagination, but has it ever occurred to you that perhaps you're wrong?
I have the receipt right here.
No.
They were too cheap to buy anymore.
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