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I'm his spitting image.
No.
No.
So you bought their silence too, huh?
We went there when the health department closed down reptile land.
Then explain the headdress.
Look at Daddy.
They were too cheap to buy anymore.
Will a little bruise bring big bucks?
We've come to take you home, you idiot.
But when I confronted Fred and... and what's-her-name, they just denied it.
Well, this has to be rare, then.
Hey, Pop, why don't you do the honors?
Well, that wasn't exactly phrased right, but you get the point.
Hi.
Why would Chris run away from home?
I found these clothes upstairs, and I just kind of threw them on.
And my dream has come true.
Hold me!
One baby bonnet.
So I guess as E.T.
Well, not exactly.
After all these years, you finally let your guard down.
Honey, we'd never be plucky-pluck with you.
I have the receipt right here.
Who goes?
And we took a picture of him with an Amish couple, even though it was against every fiber of their religious beliefs.
Mama, Emmett's home.
What money?
That's why I don't have any brothers or any sisters.
I wouldn't be your friend for any amount of money.
May our religion did not forbid it.
Good morning.
Forgive my wild imagination, but has it ever occurred to you that perhaps you're wrong?
Well, I finally know the truth, Mr. and Mrs. Peterson.
Wait a second, Dad.
Now can we please go?
Papa?
I don't know what to say.
Well, whatever.