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Hi.
After all these years, you finally let your guard down.
Look at Daddy.
Wait a second, Dad.
Now can we please go?
I don't know what to say.
One baby bonnet.
And we took a picture of him with an Amish couple, even though it was against every fiber of their religious beliefs.
That's why I don't have any brothers or any sisters.
Well, this has to be rare, then.
May our religion did not forbid it.
Mama, Emmett's home.
Who goes?
They were too cheap to buy anymore.
I have the receipt right here.
Honey, we'd never be plucky-pluck with you.
Papa?
So I guess as E.T.
We've come to take you home, you idiot.
Well, whatever.
Hey, Pop, why don't you do the honors?
We went there when the health department closed down reptile land.
So you bought their silence too, huh?
I'm his spitting image.
But when I confronted Fred and... and what's-her-name, they just denied it.
I wouldn't be your friend for any amount of money.
Well, I finally know the truth, Mr. and Mrs. Peterson.
Then explain the headdress.
Well, not exactly.
I found these clothes upstairs, and I just kind of threw them on.
Good morning.
Well, that wasn't exactly phrased right, but you get the point.
Hold me!
And my dream has come true.
No.
No.
Will a little bruise bring big bucks?
What money?
Forgive my wild imagination, but has it ever occurred to you that perhaps you're wrong?
Why would Chris run away from home?