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Oh, yeah.
Maybe we could work out a six-month exchange program?
I can't believe it.
You know, you really got to watch that kind of stuff, because that could end up on your TRW.
Everything seems alien to me.
He's probably off watching a miniseries someplace.
Mom, I've got a little surprise for you.
That must be from our vacation in the Pennsylvania Dutch country.
Larry, I'm adopted.
Sure.
He thinks he's been adopted.
But you guys all have paper routes here or something?
I am Emmett Stoltzfutz, son to Jedediah and Marta Stoltzfutz, where the Stoltzfutz is.
That is the custom of our people.
I'm not allowed to take lunch from strangers.
We shun the ways of the outside world.
I'm off to the Pennsylvania Dutch country.
You.
But then again, I guess my whole life has been a lie, hasn't it?
Hello?
That's perfect.
Because it would destroy them.
You're so insecure.
Look, it's obvious that you've had extensive plastic surgery to make yourself look more like me.
I'm simple, too.
He's run away from home.
I'm sorry if this has been a lot of trouble to you.
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