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Sure.
Maybe we could work out a six-month exchange program?
Look, it's obvious that you've had extensive plastic surgery to make yourself look more like me.
Everything seems alien to me.
He thinks he's been adopted.
That's perfect.
I'm simple, too.
I'm sorry if this has been a lot of trouble to you.
He's run away from home.
I'm off to the Pennsylvania Dutch country.
But you guys all have paper routes here or something?
That is the custom of our people.
He's probably off watching a miniseries someplace.
You're so insecure.
That must be from our vacation in the Pennsylvania Dutch country.
You.
Mom, I've got a little surprise for you.
I can't believe it.
We shun the ways of the outside world.
Larry, I'm adopted.
I am Emmett Stoltzfutz, son to Jedediah and Marta Stoltzfutz, where the Stoltzfutz is.
I'm not allowed to take lunch from strangers.
You know, you really got to watch that kind of stuff, because that could end up on your TRW.
Oh, yeah.
But then again, I guess my whole life has been a lie, hasn't it?
Because it would destroy them.
Hello?