Roots - Get a Life [S01E11]

What do you want from us?

used to say, I will be right there.

You make his beard a little blonder, you take away the black on stylish clothing, give him some snappy sportswear from Banana Republic, and you got me.

Wow.

We're going to get our Chris back.

Come on, Dad.

Chris, I can't believe you're going through with this.

There you go.

I guess something tells me, though, I won't be running into Claudia Schiffer at the supermarket, if you know what I mean.

That must be from our vacation in the Pennsylvania Dutch country.

This is a crazy thought.

I'm his spitting image.

It's a gay scarf.

No.

Women.

I wouldn't be your friend for any amount of money.

Larry, it all makes sense.

Okay, for closes, then.

You called me Emmett.

Why don't you just use a suitcase, Chris?

Now, don't faint.

I look nice and plain, don't I?

Look at this.

I'm saying that the Petersons bought me from an Amish couple for $10,000 on the black market.

Which is exactly what guilty people do when they sweep adopted dirt underneath the rug.