Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I ground up four extra-strength aspirin

I go back to sleep again.

PART OF MY JOB DUTIES ARE TO.

Where are we going? I just wanna say goodbye, okay?

This is now the toughest drive on the course, because not only do you have to hit a fade, but there's a hump in the fairway right at the preferred landing area. If you land the ball on the left side of the hump, it could careen into the bunker. If the ball hits on the right side of the hump, it could kick out of bounds into the barranca.

What is going on?

Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

Morning, everyone.

Something with a K. It's Kurt.

Just joking around here. Well, that's good.

Listen, I've actually used a chair since I was four years old.

RODIS! ROoDIS!!

That's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.

The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear.

Well. Well, you know what?

Get Ryan. He needs to lift me, and he needs to clean me up a little bit.

Sir! Stop that. Stop.

I burned my foot!

So, there were just a couple things I wanted to remind everybody of.

It smells like chicken soup. I know.

I can't take you. I don't have my car, and yours is all vomitty.

Can you hop? I tried hopping, Kevin,

Well, I think she has a kid. Yeah, she has one kid and no husband.

Okay. First is parking.

I just want to be treated normally today.

Harry, what’s your middle name?

I need help right now! Michael, what's wrong?

What do I write under reason for visit?

Where are we going? We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.

Thomas and friends? oh god, i'm so sick of Thomas and friends

I know this Russian website where you can download songs for two cents apiece.

How long does it take for you to do something simple every day?

Really? Michael went in with him? Mmm-hmm.

You notice it. It's the first thing you saw when he rolled in here, isn't it?

No, a real disability! Not a woman’s problem.

Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Is he okay?