Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

RODIS! ROoDIS!!
PART OF MY JOB DUTIES ARE TO.
Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Is he okay?
This is now the toughest drive on the course, because not only do you have to hit a fade, but there's a hump in the fairway right at the preferred landing area. If you land the ball on the left side of the hump, it could careen into the bunker. If the ball hits on the right side of the hump, it could kick out of bounds into the barranca.
I know this Russian website where you can download songs for two cents apiece.
Thomas and friends? oh god, i'm so sick of Thomas and friends
I can't take you. I don't have my car, and yours is all vomitty.
How strange
Morning, everyone.
I ground up four extra-strength aspirin
Where are we going? I just wanna say goodbye, okay?
How long does it take for you to do something simple every day?
Help!
Really? Michael went in with him? Mmm-hmm.
Well, I think she has a kid. Yeah, she has one kid and no husband.
Just joking around here. Well, that's good.
Where are we going? We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.
The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear.
Something with a K. It's Kurt.
Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
That's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
It smells like chicken soup. I know.
Okay. First is parking.
Can you hop? I tried hopping, Kevin,
Sir! Stop that. Stop.
So, there were just a couple things I wanted to remind everybody of.
Listen, I've actually used a chair since I was four years old.
What is going on?
I go back to sleep again.
No, a real disability! Not a woman’s problem.
Get Ryan. He needs to lift me, and he needs to clean me up a little bit.
I just want to be treated normally today.
What do I write under reason for visit?
Well. Well, you know what?
Harry, what’s your middle name?
You notice it. It's the first thing you saw when he rolled in here, isn't it?
No, no, no.
I burned my foot!
I need help right now! Michael, what's wrong?