Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, okay. That's great. No, I can't drive. Jim, why don't you drive?

Quick question. Yeah.

Fine. We'll go. I'm still recovering, so let's just...

Well, I'll be back, I mean...

You didn't have any.

He needs to go right now, and you're his emergency contact.

I got you creamed spinach.

Phyllis. Oscar... Ryan, who is supposed to be dead..."

Normal would actually be good, considering the trauma that I've been through.

They're like an iPod, only they're better,

Let me stop myself…. And leave this conversation.

I wanna clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.

Where are the yams? They were out of yams.

Never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble.

Why is Micah misspelled? Twice.

Yeah, baby! I am feeling better.

So, where are you shipping...

I know this Russian website where you can download songs for two cents apiece.

That's my joke, damnit dwight

No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams.

No, I don’t want some aspirin. Yeah, I am fussy.

me rn (plz halp)

Only, the only thing is, is that all the songs are in Russian.

When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung.

Yeah, I’m fussy!

And Now my elbow has a protuberance

Oh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins.

Can you just get up yourself? You only grilled your foot.

So we'll be back soon. Okay, that's good news.

I don't think Pam's gonna wanna come in to the men's room.

The Snake in Gen 3:15

I got a vaccine shot and I can’t move my arm.

I don't have a girlfriend.

Disabilities are not things to be laughed at

That's Andy's Joke. Dammit, Jeremy.