Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fine. We'll go. I'm still recovering, so let's just...
Oh, okay. That's great. No, I can't drive. Jim, why don't you drive?
I don't have a girlfriend.
I got you creamed spinach.
Let me stop myself…. And leave this conversation.
That's Andy's Joke. Dammit, Jeremy.
When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung.
Thank you.
And Now my elbow has a protuberance
So, where are you shipping...
He needs to go right now, and you're his emergency contact.
Okay. Okay.
No, I don’t want some aspirin. Yeah, I am fussy.
They're like an iPod, only they're better,
You didn't have any.
me rn (plz halp)
Disabilities are not things to be laughed at
Phyllis. Oscar... Ryan, who is supposed to be dead..."
Never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble.
So we'll be back soon. Okay, that's good news.
I don't think Pam's gonna wanna come in to the men's room.
The Snake in Gen 3:15
Yeah, baby! I am feeling better.
It is amazing
Yeah, I’m fussy!
Why is Micah misspelled? Twice.
Normal would actually be good, considering the trauma that I've been through.
I wanna clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.
Well...
Can you just get up yourself? You only grilled your foot.
Where are the yams? They were out of yams.
That's my joke, damnit dwight
I know this Russian website where you can download songs for two cents apiece.
Well, I'll be back, I mean...
Only, the only thing is, is that all the songs are in Russian.
No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams.
I got a vaccine shot and I can’t move my arm.
Kidding.
Oh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins.
Quick question. Yeah.