Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I LIKE WAKING UP IN MY KYVNO TO THE SMELL OF BACON. SUE ME.

Phylis, Oscar... Watkins, who's supposed to be dead

That’s my joke. Dammit, Dwight.

I want you to rub butter on my foot. No.

'Cause you're sweeter than candy. What is wrong with you?

He hit the pole.

Yeah.... it's really long, but it's good.

Your job is being my friend

How old are you? No, it...

Roy gave it to me for Christmas.

Let me ask you something.

Did you get the yams?

I just saw him. No.

Why is Micah misspelled? Twice.

You're adorable

can I just stick my foot in? We can take a look.

Well, Lords of the Ring trilogy, if you see it back to back,

Okay, could someone come and get me, please? Ryan?

He looks like he has a concussion.

my body's literally healing itself

No, the city of Denver did not have Greg’s heterosexual sister

I don't want Dwight!

Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend?

Yes, I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat.

Suspiciously cute