Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and, so help me God, if I catch you

Maybe we got together too young.

That's how it's supposed to be. That right there.

and reel in 10 chicks hotter than you.

Well, I thought marriage was about two equal partners sharing a life together.

LILY: No, that's terrible. Are you okay?

Is there a place card with her name printed on it?

Claudia called our 7-year-old flower girl a whore.

An eight, an eight, and a seven.

the biggest favor anyone's ever done me.

But to be fair, she's also hot.

Isn't it weird that we should run into each other like this?

You know what, excuse me

Maybe that's just who I am. And you know what?

we had an amazing kiss on the roof,

I didn't check plus one.

I'll give you the crab puffs. The crab puffs are good.

- Yeah, do you need a drink or something? - No. We never really clicked.

And she's picking up what I'm laying down.

Did I call you to get the name of your guest?

I don't believe this. Claudia's crazy.

MARSHALL: Not again.

OLDER TED; Okay, I wasn't going to say it in front of the guys,

Yeah, about that...

Come on. Dude, we all know how this movie ends.

Deer carcass, really? That's the metaphor you're going with here?

If that dude can bag a nine,

- A little Barney. - A little Barney.

A little Barney.

You know what? The wedding's off.

She doesn't need a place card. She knows her name.

Claudia, it's all gonna be okay.

that should be the easiest thing in the world.

the dress. We got a dress.

I miss staying out late and making messes and not cleaning them up.

I talked to Stuart.

I thought about leaving it at home, but I figured, I don't want to get there