Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm bringing a date.

Hi, sad eyes. What's got you down?

Do you see how your story is full of holes?

They want me to anchor the news tonight.

I'll pick you up at 5:00.

You went around the bride.

You ordered the chicken. What did she order?

Stuart and I just broke up.

But eventually she graciously agreed to let me bring Robin,

where do you see yourself in three months?

Claudia, I'm pretty sure I checked...

I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles

Invigorating, thanks.

That's like bringing a deer carcass on a hunting trip. Oh, Ted. Oh, Ted.

- Okay, bye. - Crap.

I gotta bring someone, but who?

I mean, I'm 28 years old,

She bought some expensive shoes.

Marshall and Ted set me straight.

Do you wanna find out if I'm kidding? Yeah, goodbye.

When it comes to you, how can I forget?

And come Saturday, little music, little dancing, a lot of champagne.

See, for all your big talk about being ready for a relationship,

Tell Claudia I'm sorry.

'cause I'm revoking your dude membership.

(DOOR SLAMMING)

Sitting next to your girlfriend, or hitting on a bridesmaid?

but back then I really thought that's how it worked,