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So what was that yesterday?
Good girl.
that would change that.
I've been here for two months.
[scoffs]
Yes.
Congratulations.
[whispers] They used to be lovers.
Where's this coming from?
but I'm here for you guys.
and practice some alcohol-based party games?
[dramatic music playing]
Yeah, yeah, she never did anything.
It includes a Tuscan wedding to Michael B. Jordan.
I thought maybe I could help.
The one in my building smells like an old person's mouth.
[sentimental music playing]
Wait. Is that why you called that weird family meeting about AP Latin?
[in Southern accent] That's right. Go to the movies. Go.
Is it Frank with the receding hairline? I knew it.
♪ I did not know ♪
Fabiola was still struggling with how to tell her family.
The lead?
and for letting me use your washing machine.
I wanted to explain everything to her, but then she ran out the door.
You really grew into your eyebrows.
No, I didn't. I didn't have sex.
I don't know. Can I have them?
I just want you in my life.
Maybe you can play Laura Linney reading an audiobook for her.
I can't believe you rented Chicago and let me sing the whole way through it.
You're okay with that?
until she's old enough to rent a car.
but she left them with the face painter
It's just I had sort of an important realization recently, and--
No, she didn't say anything.
Seat's taken.
♪ The end I'd find ♪
I guess the lie sounded better than my real life.