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-You. -[gasps]
I don't know what does it for me more,
Okay, great. We got ourselves a new member of the team.
No.
-You did what? -Evidently she doesn't eat sugar.
It's funny you mention that 'cause we've got a clip.
-Oh. Oops, sorry. -[Higgins mutters]
-Well, if you insist. -I do.
What was I saying?
-No. -Okay.
I don't know, Jamie, you burned a lot of bridges over there.
Oh, good.
Hey, you two are like Frank Sinatra and Ava Gardner, you know?
Can't get hurt if you don't try.
Okay. Okay.
Hey, my name's Jimmy.
If it's okay with you, Coach Lasso, I'd like to observe training today.
But you'd be back around the game again.
[sighs]
Did your former club play well?
[host] Roy Kent, ex-Chelsea legend joins us.
talk nonsense for an hour until I passed out.
So I wanted to thank you properly.
-None. -None.
I told him he was talking to the wrong person.
You know, it's football at its finest.
No, it's not pathetic.
Go. Get out.
Did you put lavender-scented fabric softener in the laundry?
Hey, boss.
Being alone. Big whoop.
and I got kicked off of both. So now I don't know what I'm doing,
-[grunts] -[items clatter]
At my age with a fucked knee, I don't get to be a football player.
Fucking brain development.
[chuckles] Well, that means a lot.
Heavy is the head that wears the visor, Coach Lasso.
They were too timid. They were too respectful of United.
Just something I had to do, do you know what I mean?
That's very thoughtful, Coach Lasso. But I don't eat sugar.
Is that okay?
Jesus Christ.
Does everyone agree that being winless with eight straight draws "ain't broke"?
Then I was talking to Sam, and he unsettled it.
Just try a little bite, huh?
and thank you for the lovely gift basket of bottled water.
[sobs] …from--
They were lucky they didn't lose by three or four or ten.