Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry. What do you usually do with your lashes?

Jamie, you're an amazing player.

So many other things don't have sugar in them.

Heck, someone made an account for my mustache.

I gotta go. Thank you.

-No, I will not. -Good! Why should you? I ain't your daddy.

You're too much of a liability.

I'm gonna hire a bunch of children to follow you around and scream,

Thanks for the ride, babe. Do you wanna pop in? Say hi?

-[shouting continues] -[player 3] What the fuck was that?

-Bloody hell. -Wait, that was last night?

is somehow making my life better.

-What about you, Coach? -Pro: He's a great player.

I am announcing… [cries]

Nothing till the match later.

-Oh, wow, wow. -Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You know I still gotta make you run a bunch of laps, right?

Yeah, no, of course.

It's just that--

Any thoughts on Jamie Tartt and his future with Manchester City?

No, what you're doing here.

Well, hey, let me ask you this now.

Yeah, I saw him today.

Reading that email will be like

Yeah, but we are lucky to have with us, here in the studio, loser, Jamie.

Yes, it's very club-first mentality, Leslie,

[exhales sharply]

'Cause I could never be that free.

Oh, right. Of course, I'm-- I'm sorry.

As long as I knew the coach gave a shit.

Felt good to be back around the game.

-Wow. -[Ted] Hey, look who's here.

Then I was going to cook you cordon bleu for dinner.

Wow. Old people are so wise.

-Wait until you hear this shit. -Ooh, do tell, Ricky Bell.

Why pay someone to do what a friend should do for you for free?

There ain't nothing going on out here on this field

You saw it, you know. It's just such a good nickname.

That's not a bike, that's a transformer.