Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and I couldn't text you 'cause I deleted your number.

[viewers laughing]

Oh, Sam, there's a bunch of crazy stuff on Twitter.

-George? -A real even battle.

it breaks our little bowwow hearts to see you wandering around this building.

I leave them the fuck alone.

You know, it's just something in my life that I really enjoy.

-Sam, I understand your anger towards him. -It's not him.

[sniffs] Why's it smell like my nana's house in here?

So what's next for Jamie Tartt?

You were amazing.

Sorry. He's in a big rush.

ROBERT THOMAS, YOU F-ING LEGEND

-It's all shit, Ted. -Mmm.

Kill 'em. Roy-o!

-Come on, talk to me. -I can't believe you're bringing Jamie

is exactly what drives certain fellas to become great at what they do.

That's fine. I ain't got no--

and they all live in this godless place called Santa Monica.

-[Ted groans] I appreciate you. -Good luck with the match, yeah?

But I should've asked you first, Ted. You're absolutely right.

There you go. [chuckles]

God, it's fucking hot

Same. But then, tough love never bothered me.

So we'd like to ask you to move in with us down here with my man, Nate.

What you mean no one wants me? I'm Jamie fucking Tartt.

Looks like Jamie's coming back to Richmond.

There's nothing I can do.

Ted Lasso: Apparently she doesn't eat sugar

I'm-- I'm not stalking ya.

-Oh. -Come on, let me see.

-Mmm. -All right, you got any questions for me?

And it's good for my sciatica too. The vibrations really help out my butt.

What are you doing?

Now, before y'all bounce,

Just because Jamie can score goals doesn't mean he deserves to be here.

Look, Coach, I need Richmond.

Oh, yeah. No, that's a blast.

You know, you were getting good minutes up at City.

Uh, you know, my father says every time he sees you on TV,

See how everything's functioning.

I told Jamie it wasn't gonna happen.