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husband and...
[exhales]
Get... yeah, got to fold it perfect. Oh. Yeah, okay. Sorry.
In Portuguese,
Oh...!
We got the house!
It was great.
Um, oh. Uh, heads up.
Please, Jess.
- That ole turkey burger? - Yeah.
All right, I'm gonna hang up now. Are you ready?
- Make an egg. - Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?
And It'll be tight, but we'll manage it.
This is, um, this is Margaret.
What is happening?
Sir, sorry to keep you waiting.
Are you buying a boat?
Wow, that feels so good to say.
HEY! I WAS JUST MAKING SOME TABLE LEGS!
Mr. Schmidt and Mrs. Parikh?
This is my first book.
She's a badass, that is what is going on with her.
Lay it on me.
I now pronounce you
Ooh...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, no, no, time out, time out.
This place is way over our borrowing limit.
Also it's crazy expensive.
You don't work for Schmidt and Cece
She's a strong... strong one.
Aly and I just went long distance.
I mean, for you and for the environment...
The only place that was even close was that...
JESS: Oh, my God, the car's the other way!
'Cause you work for me now.
I didn't like that house that much anyway.
Of course I'm ready. [Chuckles]
It's coupons Cup-ons, yeah
- I worked out a lot. - Come on, sit down.
[grunts loudly]
Breathe, okay? We will find out about the house
That's a lot of zeros.
- Look, we'll just make sacrifices. - Yeah.
Okay, honey, just... shh.
Beautiful picture of it.
♪ Put your other foot down ♪