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MRS. DAVIS: Honey, that's not nice.
♪ I had a stroke. ♪
are a liability, we get that, you know.
♪ The thought of staying is so enticing ♪
this is about feeling good about myself.
Yeah, exactly.
I know it's pathetic, but it's true.
you were talking about that, and I'm so fascinated by that
♪ It's a makey-makey-makey- makey-makey makeover ♪
then everyone will know that I'm okay. Everyone.
♪ I made a deposit ♪
I've been using your products for years.
So, Darryl said you called in sick. Are you okay?
of polar bears on melting ice caps.
D-uh, uh, the... it's-it's... oh, my gosh. It's a...
I need you to stop haunting me.
♪ Sometimes him, sometimes me ♪
♪ I nailed you there ♪
and then Greg abandoned me.
I'm a planning manager, not a judge.
You know who I think you should talk to? Rebecca.
But this SUCKED A-A-A-A-ASS!!
so you're gonna have to cosign.
Fare-thee-well, Gregorino.
Me? Uh, nothing.
HEATHER: To letting go of the past.
Exactly. See, I'm crushing it.
- and Sheryl Sandberg. - Well.
You feeling okay?
If you ask me, you'd make a damn good attorney.
- I mean, four if I haven't had coffee. - Okay, well,
(crying): It was so scary.
You look so...
(whooping, applause)
Are you sure?
- ♪ Sparkle magic horse ♪ - (horse neighs)
♪ On an average day ♪
Okay...
- Oh, I could look like that. - Sure, if you had
To Emory.
- That's already someone. - Is it?
Barkeep, what's on tap?
Josh dumped me and then...
♪ Though I won't forget ♪
- Good morning, Your Honor. - You don't have to call me Your Honor.
So just tell me!
I'm gonna figure out who I am
♪ My knees get weak ♪
(shudders)
PAULA: Here's some tea, doll.
- either of them back. - I know that.
funny costume? (chuckles softly)
Ugh. Who wants to be that?
Oh.
Am I just talking to myself?
- Hi. - Hi.
You're just saying that.
Adios, Josh.
"Mad chill SoCal sun soaker!"
Oh. Come on.