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and scrub these men out of my life.
and he won't tell God.
- ♪ Here ♪ - ♪ And here ♪
Ghosts. (sighs)
Oh, good, you're up. Okay, so,
What?
What are you talking about?
DARRYL: Okay!
We'll stop and get you a ribbon on the way home.
She went to work, dear.
♪ ♪
DISPATCH: Ma'am, is there a fire in your house?
Where is she?
♪ I had a stroke ♪
but I just wish I could stop thinking about him...
Personally, I am a fan.
back to the left.
(inhales deeply and sniffs)
it's dead people hair, so...
Oh. Hey, Josh.
this look... is not going to bring
Said, hashtag "alwayshydrate"? I mean,
oh, it just wasn't you.
Oh, so you didn't hear about...
And you have the perfect name for a lawyer...
knowing you and... and knowing your background.
I need to change the narrative.
I want to believe that.
♪ To say it's fate ♪
You've been sleeping for, like,
(knocks on door)
you're doing it wrong. I'll do it myself.
And plus, I want to prove to everyone that I'm okay.
Miss Douche!
Well, I guess what I'm saying is...
You know, I've been meaning to tell you, I wasn't
Oh, well, good, I-I am kind of hungry.
Of course I did.
Let's wrap this up with a big finish!
they're just gonna say, "Wow, look at that new Miss Douche!
- What... - Yay.
(crying): I'm a good listener.
I need you to go.
I don't deserve to be Miss Douche.
She borrowed some of my clothes.
The five with the most likes become the finalists,
- Dream ghosts are lame. - So lame.
and that's why I still live at home.
I understand why you had to leave West Covina and...
Sounds refreshing.
Oh, my God, that was you?
Miss Muños, do you yourself use the Miss Douche product?
Uh-Uh, I can't do those things.
I know Josh and I shouldn't be together.
- ♪ And on this couch ♪ - ♪ And in this chair ♪
I don't.
Oh, no, I don't antic.
Your expensive bots pushed your likes over the edge.
♪ Reveal, reveal ♪
(exhales)
She's refusing to go to her dumb contest.
It's okay. I mean...
Oops. Sorry.
She is your best friend.
Major Hurricane Beryl
Is that why you're wearing that...
the girls who have the most likes so far.