Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My 9-1-1 video is up to 10,000 hits,

and we need to stop talking about it.

Both, I'll take both!

- (moans) Thank you. Okay. - (chuckles)

(gasps) Oh, my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I went

and cool... I'm just, I'm not.

♪ Can't make amends ♪

All I need is one thing.

BOTH: ♪ We tapped that ass all over this house ♪

I have a conflict of interest.

And free. (chuckles)

♪ That's where we hit your back patio-oh! ♪

"Crazy Lady 911 Phone Call"

I mean, it's exactly what I did with Josh and Greg, you know,

Then who are you, Miss Proctor?

♪ One time I think ♪

You should get some sort

Okay. So, these are

and I want to know what it is.

Oh, yeah. I was a pretty hot girl.

Um... I know that...

But in between that,

- Mine would be Eva Longoria. - What?

She permanently damaged her appearance

is so complicated.

You won something?!

Ow! This Miss Douche case

Me seeing you on that bridge,

Absolutely. Freshness is so important to me.

knowing I don't have any unnecessary bacteria.

It's... I'm just so happy to see you.

and I don't see an esquire behind your name.

some ex-boyfriend memorabilia.

representing Miss Douche Incorporated, LLC.

♪ We know the deal ♪

If I'm Miss Douche,

She's not gonna understand.

and, thereby, be covered

Try to be Miss Douche, you idiot.

... and I think I know how.

I don't know, did you buy them?

- Finally. - What?

no one will laugh at me.

What are you wearing, by the way?

(chuckling): Coined that, too.

I think I need to move on.

♪ So darling ♪

But, um, listen, I... I did work really hard on this case, sir.

I was talking about people who post pictures

DYSFUNCTION IS OUR LINGUA FRANCA

- (chuckles) - Oh, yeah.

Girl, get your hair glue and let's Vámonos,

She reminded me of why I entered this contest

♪ Tapped that ass ♪

completely change their entire identity

♪ And I'll confess ♪

I couldn't say goodbye.