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Santa's gonna put a suntan in my stocking.
# But if your hopes will pass away #
#Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about #
You're gonna get real serious now, huh?
# December wind has come my way #
Give me a new excuse, at least.
- I want to. - Good.
Bye.
You guys be careful!
Don't fuck off. Don't be a bum.
Do you want to get my head chopped off!
He slept with Kim--once.
I'll see you later.
#That you can build them again #
My head feels like a frozen pineapple.
- You don't know! - Well, tell me!
Good.
- It's over. Let's go. - Do I look like I'm ready for homework?
#Than what you've got planned #
OK.
# Who's that girl cryin'? ##
# Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #
- What for? - Drugged out.
You heard me.
Great.
# Babe, life fades away #
At least you tried. Here, take a couple of these.
It's all gonna seem groovy.
You OK?
I'm in the tub.
Bitch!
# Stand, yeah #
Sure.
# Moonlight drive #
You're just such a heartless preteen hussy.
My God, you look terrible.
# La la la la #
Why are girls so cold?
Hi, honey.
OK, I'm gonna go.
He borrowed money from Rip.
but I've heard all this before.
It's over. I'm quitting. I'm not gonna work for you anymore.
Nice ride there.
Ah, Jenny, I've been sitting by the phone, but it didn't ring.
Where would he sleep?
I don't know.
I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my fuckin' business.
#Whoa #
- Traffic in this town's a joke. - Look at these ceilings.
Let's do it!
- 15 grand? - I'm the son you never had.
#The party's startin', babe, I'll let you in #
Have you seen Julian?
Julian...
You're a junkie.
Will you rub my neck?
# Life fades away ##
# Lost for today #
Who's gonna take care of you guys when I'm gone?
# I wanna rock and roll all nite #
I'm gonna talk to Rip, settle some business--
Don't deal to him, don't give it to him, don't fucking go near him.
Yeah.
When did you get back?
Watch out for the sharks.
I'm talking Panic addicts--
I was lonely, and I needed somebody.
but I need you to help me, too.
[Beep]
# Come in, little devil #
This doesn't mean you're not my favorite nephew.
He'll just start all over again.
Putting shit up my nose till it bleeds, no matter how much my friends care?
There's the smile. It's nice to see it again.
# Down by the riverside #
#That you can build them again #
Julian!
Very attractive girls falling all over me for some blow.
# Leaves are brown #
Is he around?
Oh, we're here.
Shit, man, you did it to yourself!.